The blonde joke thread

[LateralusAngel]

Alrighty then...there was a guy who one day wanted a soda so he came up to a soda machine. A blonde got there before him though and put her money in and got a soda. She kept doing this about six times when the guy finally tapped on her shoulder and asked if he could please get a soda. The blonde replied "But I'm on a winning streak!!!"





And as far as yo momma jokes...
1. Yo momma's so poor that I came over to your house and blew out a candle and she said "NO! That was our heating!" and then I sat on an icecube in a chair on accident and she said "NO! That's our air-conditioning!" Then one day I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving."
2. Yo momma's so fat the Olympics now use her to run marathons around.

[xChAoTiCxBuNnYx]

Kay,This May be The DUmbest Joke You Ever Heard...But...FUCK YOU!

A Brunette was walking down the street saying "65,65,65,65.''She stopped infront of a blonde who asked"What are you doing?".She Replied"chanting as I walk,it's really fun". SO the blonde asked "Can I join?" So the brunette Said "Sure,but you have to walk in the middle of the street"
And The Blonde Said"Okay"..
So They Were walking chanting 65 over and over then from behind the Blonde came a diesel truck,which killed her and BLAAAHH!!!...
The Brunette Now:"66,66,66,66"ANd she chanted her way to another blonde. TUH DUH! _,,|,,

[Quizkid23]

HAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS GREAT!

[RMMD]

a blonde walks into mcdonalds wearing a headset wtih a walkman on her waist. she walks up to the counter and the register dude asks her "could you please take your headset off miss?" she answers no. he asks again and her answer is no. well, by now hes agitated so he rips them off her head. she falls dead to the floor. he puts them on and hears a calming voice saying "breath in... breath out... breath in... breath out."

[Doctor]

That 65 joke was lame no offence

[goodkid]

Your moms like a screen door, I wanna have sex with her. Is your refridgerator running. Yes. Well it probably runs just like you, a homesexual.

[angelbaby_253]

you guys are nasty

[angelbaby_253]

you guys are nasty

[lancer77]

I once knew a blonde who was so dumb, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice carton, because it said, "concentrate."

[Dark_Lotus]

There Was The Blonde That Said FUCK YOU!

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