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  • QreepyBORIS
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 7454

    #46
    Your momma's like a brick: She's heavy, red, flat on both sides, and get laid by mexicans. PWND!!!!!!

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    • jewpinthethird
      (The Fat's Sabobah)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711

      #47
      That's racist.

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      • QreepyBORIS
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2003
        • 7454

        #48
        Tru, but its a good your momma joke.

        Your momma's so fat, even MOSES couldn't split her buttcheeks.

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        • scorpio1690
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 4817

          #49
          Wasn't he a slave?

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          • QreepyBORIS
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2003
            • 7454

            #50
            No, he was thought to be the child of the (can spell it) Phaero. Actually, he was floated down the nile andpicked up by the daughter of the pharowsfo, and treated like a son, but whatever.

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            • scorpio1690
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2003
              • 4817

              #51
              W/e, my religous expertise doesn't surpass the simpsons, for all I know buddhism is a dog

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              • QreepyBORIS
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2003
                • 7454

                #52
                Wait..it ISNT?>???

                SHIT!!! I think I really fucked up my deal in India last year......

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                • scorpio1690
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4817

                  #53
                  I thought the dog was in like Tibet and China and whatnot...

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                  • zestyburrito3
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 14

                    #54
                    ok well i am not a guy for one and another thing i come in here to piss ppl off bc its fun! and dont tell me wut to do bc i am not gonna listen to someone i dont even know..

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                    • Yanah_the_Master
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 1126

                      #55
                      Originally posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                      Yanah ur mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
                      yo mama's so old jurassic park brought back memories

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                      • 87x
                        Retired Staff
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 4379

                        #56
                        your momas so old she had jesus in her year book......

                        your moms so old she got memories of the sehara(sp?) forest.....


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                        87x: more like.. professional goth.

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                        • fartduelistbaby
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 26

                          #57
                          How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She finds the corner.
                          sk8 boarding is not a crime!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • fartduelistbaby
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 26

                            #58
                            then what do you like
                            sk8 boarding is not a crime!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • zestyburrito3
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 14

                              #59
                              this is gay..

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                              • QreepyBORIS
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 7454

                                #60
                                You are gay.

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