he is gay
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Getting a little insecure are you, Yanah?
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THE ZERRRRRG.Comment
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I'm confused i must be in a circular roomAnime, DDR, and a coke.Comment
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How do you know a blond is having a bad day?
A. She has a tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil
How do you give a blond a never ending activity?
A. give her a bowl of frosted flakes and tell her its a jigsaw puzzle
How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. she kicks the door open
How can you make a blond run?
A. tie a mirror to the back of your truck
How does a blond kill herself?
A. shoots a mirror
Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things:
1. Armagedon
2. Armagedon + excess weightComment
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you guys are funnyComment
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or r we............
Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things:
1. Armagedon
2. Armagedon + excess weightComment
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Yo mommas so fat she got on the scale and it said "one at a time, please!"My mom say\'s I\'m special.Comment
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your mooma like a vacum cleaner sucks and get laid in the closet0===}::;;;;;;;;;;>
Dog poop taste like it smells
DELICOUS!
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Why did God create blondes?
Beacause sheep couldnt bring beer from the fridge.
Why did God create brunnettes?
Neither could the blondes.hey guyz i doubt anyone will read this but wutever ur choice i guess man im so bored k well ya i guess ill just stop i guess well peace out manComment
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hmmm,, i dont know if someone posted this one already. its the only one i really know.
One day a blonde and her boyfriend were walking along the beach. The boyfreind spotted a dead seagul on the shore and said "Awww, honey look at the dead birdy." The blonde looked up to the sky and said, "Where??" hehehe, get it?![-_-] \"hello.my name is closed bot,and i like to dance.\"
[o_o] \"hello.my name is open bot,and i play the banjo.\"
[~_~] \"hello.my name is pretty bot,and somtimes,when it gets really dark out,i get scared.but thats ok.\"Comment
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Your mama is so fat she stood on a scale and it read... FAT WARS EPISODE 1 THE OBESE MENACE
Im back, which can only mean 1 of two things:
1. Armagedon
2. Armagedon + excess weightComment
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and that we are proud ofhi my peers call me gayy and weird im just specal in my moms eyes
hi i like chicken and cookies nummy.
and i love the stepmaniia and weirdalComment
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Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas moneyGo Missouri Tigers!!Comment
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How do you keep a retard occupied for hours?
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How do you keep a retard occupied for hours?
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put that on an index card and give it someone retarded. See how long they flip it back and forth!! heheheh
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.............BLONDE JOKE THREAD not FRIKING RETARTED THINGS TO TRY THREAD.....pfft damn n00bs\
no hard feelings thoughComment
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