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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897
    #61
    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    One went to the moon, and the other f***ed kids!

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      • Jam930
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2004
        • 1069
        #62
        and then...?
        -Jamie

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897
            #63
            And then they had a family reunion in Canada.

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              • QreepyBORIS
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2003
                • 7454
                #64
                This was probably said earlier. But here goes:

                What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

                Acne doesnt come on a guy's face until he is 13.


                Eww.

                Signature subject to change.

                THE ZERRRRRG.

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                  • Laharl
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 1821
                    #65
                    Originally posted by Omeganitros
                    And then they had a family reunion in Canada.
                    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

                    I hope I'm not the only one that gets that. I'm seriously laughing so hard, my ribs hurt.
                    SIG PICTURES:

                    POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                      • Verruckter
                        FFR Player
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 2707
                        #66
                        What does it take to scare a whole country and make them live in a world of paranoia?



                        A razorblade!
                        Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
                        Image removed for size violation.

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                          • spiffay
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4
                            #67
                            Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Bacause then they'd be bay-gulls! ((bagels))

                            and of course my favourite one, courtesy of the WB's Superstar USA:
                            "Knock knock"
                            "Who's there?"
                            "You suck."
                            \"Knock knock\"
                            \"Who\'s there?\"
                            \"You suck.\"

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                              • Lupin_the_3rd
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 2665
                                #68
                                How do you make Jam930 seem a tiny bit intelligent?





                                Paste a picture of Albert Einstein to her face.

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                                  • neodarkmagicianking
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 53
                                    #69
                                    jokes jokes,

                                    good joke:
                                    Make some jokes ..
                                    Here's one: How do you kill a blonde?
                                    A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

                                    Another:A blonde, a burnette and a redhead were stranded on an island 100 miles from civilization. The burnette swims to civilization as does the redhead. The blonde swims 99 miles of the way, gets tired and swims all the way back to the island to rest.

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                                      • Jam930
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 1069
                                        #70
                                        Originally posted by Lupin_the_3rd
                                        How do you make Jam930 seem a tiny bit intelligent?





                                        Paste a picture of Albert Einstein to her face.
                                        You're stupid. =D
                                        -Jamie

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                                          • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 3078
                                            #71
                                            Why did the chicken cross the road?

                                            - Your mom.

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                                              • evilbutterfly
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 5784
                                                #72
                                                how do you take over the USA?

                                                put subliminal messages in DDR.

                                                uhoh
                                                So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                                In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                                So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                                And I write the blog for their website.

                                                Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                                  • neodarkmagicianking
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 53
                                                    #73
                                                    Q: How do you kill a blonde?
                                                    A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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                                                      • neodarkmagicianking
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 53
                                                        #74
                                                        A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The redhead swims to civilization, as does the brunette. The blonde swims 99 miles of the way, gets tired, and swims all of the way back to the island to rest.

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