Post a joke! ^-^

[kawser]

What do Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

They stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Err...yeah.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Your mom is fat.

[JurseyRider734]

Bean's mom is a milf. Oh wait, Bean IS a milf.

Oh god, that was the best ever.

[blitzmage]

Jursey likes older lesbian woman. =D

[banditcom]

What's the worst part about eating a bald pussy?



Putting the diaper back on.

[xObserveRx]

What do KFC and a dirty slut have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

[Towelie123]

What do you call a school bus full of white people?

A Twinkie...

[linus]

miss universe's last question
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question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
gentlemen.
question: how can you say so?
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(applause! applause!)
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question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
toro(bull)
question: how can you say so?
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(applause! applause!)
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question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
question: how can you say so?
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
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question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
question: how can you say so?
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
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question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
question: how can you say so?
ms india: because it works day and night......
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like
proton car.
question: how can you say so?
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
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question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
question: how can you say so?
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
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question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
question: how can you say so?
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

[banditcom]

My friend just told me that the reason he's not a vegan is because after eating the vegetable, he has to put it back into the chair.

rofleeeee

[JurseyRider734]

Ha.ha. That didn't even make any sense to me.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Jursey is a fat whore.

Hah.

[JurseyRider734]

Bean is an acne faced beast.

Hah.

[Moogy]

I like pie.

Hah.

[ImEric12]

Moogy. Haha, what a joke that is. Man, I rule.

[Moogy]

Moogy.