Originally posted by Lupin_the_3rd
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OMG THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVAR HEARD!!11ONEONEI left the forums, but if you want to talk to me, hit me up on AIM
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Lupin...that one seemed kinda lame, man. That one can be changed for anything, like dumb blonde, irishman, etc. LOL.
One last joke from me...how many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't know.They can't count that high.Ja matta ne!Comment
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A teacher was getting ready to teach her first class ever. She wanted to make sure she had control of her class, so she decided to use a little technique that she learned in her psychology class.
"Alright, class. Anyone who thinks that they are stupid, stand up."
After a few minutes, little Johnny stands up. The teacher then asks:
"Johnny, do you think that you are stupid?" Johnny then responds:
"No, but I hated to see you standing there all by yourself."The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.Comment
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What in God's name are you talking about?Lupin...that one seemed kinda lame, man. That one can be changed for anything, like dumb blonde, irishman, etc. LOL.
Kamoa knows what I'm talking about...I bet he's still laughing at that pun.Comment
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Moogy rapes and kills your family.
Funny huh?Comment
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That's what make a joke good, Lupin. Jokes can be changed so you can make cracks at who you want. Like, as I stated, blondes...
A dumb blonde walked into a bar. Ouch! <---PLEASE tell me that you have heard this, since it is pretty old.
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Moogy! did you happen to read my first note?! That was SO uncalled for!
Ja matta ne!Comment
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Ok here is an annoying one. Its always good to tell it when a lot of ppl are listening.
So there is a hundred little green men (you can add more if you want) and they are running away from one giant blue man. They run... run... run... and go in a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 100 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 50 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats onr room. The next morning, the 50 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 50 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 25 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 25 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 25 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 13 in one room and 12 in the other During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 12 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 12 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 6 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 6 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 6 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 3 in each room. During the night, the giant blue man eats one room. The next morning, the 3 remaining green men run....run....and run, and find a hotel for the night. They ask the guy: "do you have 3 rooms?" and he says :" No i only have 2" so they separate - 1 in one room and 2 in the other. During the night, the giant blue man eats the room with 2 green men in it. So the next morning, the last green man runs.....runs... runs!!!!!! and takes a bike. He's going faster....faster....faster!!!! but then, the giant blue man takes a motorcycle and catches the last green man, and eats him.
The moral of the story: A motorcycle goes faster than a bike.Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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Verrtrucker, put a picture of Lupin next to your sig where the arrow is pointing. Anyways(I hope this isnt that bad)
So, a little boy is outside and is playing in the yard. He then steps on a butterfly and tells his dad. Then he didn't have butter for a week. Then his dad steps on a honeybee. The same result happened, except they didn't have honey for a week. Then the next week his mom unexpectedly stepped on a cockroach, and the little boy witnessed this and said to his dad 'Do you want to tell mom or should I?'
Eh, i think i said it correctly. -_-
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No rooster for them that week!! Who eats rooster anyway?Comment
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Now I wish i had verr's signature, and could seriously put your face next to the arrow. -_-
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Originally posted by MiraiGurlThat's what make a joke good, Lupin. Jokes can be changed so you can make cracks at who you want. Like, as I stated, blondes...
A dumb blonde walked into a bar. Ouch! <---PLEASE tell me that you have heard this, since it is pretty old.
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Moogy! did you happen to read my first note?! That was SO uncalled for!
Are you.....Actually being serious??
Just wondering...Comment
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A local radio station was having a contest for puns. Bob, looking to increase his chances, sent in ten puns, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
--Guido
Originally posted by GrandiagodComment
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Clever
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time for the best joke ever:
I just got an AAAA on Blur!!!So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(
In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.
So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
And I write the blog for their website.
Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =OComment
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You guys are all writing paragragh jokes when we all know the best joke of them all is really only one word.
"Truck"
ok...maybe not...\"Only true evil can destroy the good\"
\"A fighter without MP is still a fighter but a mage without MP is just a rock.\"
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