Post a joke! ^-^

[MiraiGurl]

What's one of your favorite jokes? Just here to make people laugh.

***NOTE!!*** It MUST be clean I don't want this to get locked or pulled.


Here's one to start it off:

A panda walks into a bar, and orders some peanuts. Once he's done, he takes out a gun and shoots everything. The bartender asks the panda, "Why did you do that?"
It replies, "Look me up in a dictionary," and leaves. The bartender pulls out a dictornary and reads:
Panda--- Eats shoots and leaves.


NOW... it's your turn.

[lightdarkness]

A women pregnent with tripples was walking down to the bank, to make a deposit, when a bank robber jumps out, and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Luckly, the babbies are ok.

***13 YEARS LATER***

One of the daughers was going to the bathroom, then she started to cry. She ran to her mom and said "MOMMY MOMMY!, I was takking a tinkle and a bullet came out!"
The mother then told the girl what happend 13 years ago.

Two day's later... The same exact thing happened with the other daugher, and once again, the mother explained.

About a week later, the son comes running into his mom's room. Saying "*crying*OMG im so sorry i didnt mean it im so sorry!"
The mother asks whats wrong, and the son replys
"I was jackin' off and i shot the dog."

[User6773]

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!" The end.

[MiraiGurl]

Chardish.... wierd, man. That's all I can say.

[netty400]

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody knows. It's never been tried.


What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
To say "I surrender" in German

Did you hear about the new French tanks?
They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind.

[User6773]

So Chardish saw this post....

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

So Chardish saw this post....

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

So Chardish saw this post....

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

So Chardish saw this post....

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

So Chardish saw this post....

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write nothing.

[Verruckter]

Lupin... ur jokes suck real bad.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Are you French or something?

"Zat Lupeen Charactuuur...He vill Pay for Hees Inso-LANCE" OH HOH!(French Laugh)

[Verruckter]

Yes I am French (well half).

Bhandeu dew connardes vouw zetes lay ( American speaking english. It not quite better)

[Lupin_the_3rd]

What sucks more than being Verruckter?


-Being Verruckter AND French!

[Verruckter]

What sucks more than being Lupin?




Nothing sucks mo than being Lupin.




Anyways i don't see why you hate us. You should read the 4 pages thread about this in the critical thinking section.

[MiraiGurl]

what has 124 legs and 6 teeth?
A stampeed of hicks.

[chaosjr17]

Ok, This is a good one... So there are 4 men on top of a cliff (god knows why), an asian man, a hyspanic man, a white man and a black man. So all of a sudden jesus appears in front of these 4 men and he says to them: "You all must make a sacrifice so your people can prosper." So the asian man goes first, He yells out "For my people!" and jumps off the cliff. The hyspanic man goes next, yells "For my people!" and jumps off the cliff as well. The black man goes next, he yells "For my people!" And shoves the white man off the cliff.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

A guy walks into a bar and is instantly knocked unconscious. What happened?


-LOL IT WAS A METAL BAR