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  • ninjaKIWI
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 3304
    #31
    Re: The Joke Thread

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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      • nois-or-e
        SponCon Aficionado
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Mar 2007
        • 3250
        #32
        Re: The Joke Thread

        ITT: mediocre anti-jokes

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          • pmonibuv1
            FFR Veteran
            • Aug 2007
            • 3236
            #33
            Re: The Joke Thread

            Originally posted by nois-or-e
            ITT: mediocre anti-jokes
            Mediocre?

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              • rushyrulz
                Digital Dancing!
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Music Producer
                • Feb 2006
                • 12985
                #34
                Re: The Joke Thread



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                  • Riotpolice
                    "Reach For The Stars"
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 1921
                    #35
                    Re: The Joke Thread

                    What do grapes and babies have in common? They both give a little wine when squeezed!
                    Originally posted by hi19hi19
                    Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                    Originally posted by m0de
                    im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                      • phe0nixblade
                        Praise the sun mofo
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4281
                        #36
                        Re: The Joke Thread

                        why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?













                        he got hit by a bus

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                          • Arch0wl
                            Banned
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 6344
                            #37
                            Re: The Joke Thread

                            What's red and smells like blue paint?

                            red paint

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                              • tryanothertimeok
                                FFR Player
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 6
                                #38
                                Re: The Joke Thread

                                What do you call four mexicans going off a cliff in a cadillac.
                                Disappointing.
                                You can fit a lot more in there.

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                                  • jugglinguy
                                    Use me as a porta-potty
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 4319
                                    #39
                                    Re: The Joke Thread

                                    What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

                                    AIDS
                                    Originally posted by Jem
                                    Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                                    You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                                      • xXAll-ProXx
                                        FFR Veteran
                                        • Nov 2010
                                        • 2040
                                        #40
                                        Re: The Joke Thread

                                        what happened to the jew that walked into a wall with a b*ner?
                                        he broke his nose

                                        dont care if i get banned
                                        I have a dig bick.

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                                          • John Titor
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 3
                                            #41
                                            Re: The Joke Thread

                                            ........

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                                              • XCV
                                                has nice tits
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 744
                                                #42
                                                Re: The Joke Thread

                                                A little dated, and a bit offensive, but it can't be any worse than some of what's been posted in here.

                                                4 men are on a cruise in the Bahamas: an American, a Mexican, an Englishman, and an Italian. The Englishman says "As a tribute to the sea and its ever-conquering power, I propose we each throw something into it that can each be easily found in our respective countries." It being a little after 4:00 PM, he tosses his cup of tea into the ocean. The Italian is eating a traditional lasagna and throws it over.

                                                The American picks up the Mexican, who just happens to be a former illegal immigrant, and heaves him off.

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                                                  • John Titor
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 3
                                                    #43
                                                    Yes. Funny

                                                    Funny indeed
                                                    Last edited by nois-or-e; 09-9-2011, 08:12 PM.

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                                                      • John Titor
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 3
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: The Joke Thread

                                                        Originally posted by justin_ator
                                                        Double posting in a thread (one post after another) is a light bannable offense, best not to do it John. Just a friendly heads up.
                                                        Sorry about that

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                                                          • rushyrulz
                                                            Digital Dancing!
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            FFR Music Producer
                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 12985
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: The Joke Thread

                                                            ^expert troll.


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