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titor's post is the funniest thing in this thread
titor's post is the funniest thing in this thread
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby after soccer practice?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Rubix.
Rubix who?
Rubix cube!
Muahahaha.
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Doctor: "Nurse, what's the status of the boy who ate quarters?"
Nurse: "Still no change."
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Aeris, Obi-Wan, and Jesus walk into a bar
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This thread is a joke.Comment
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So there's three Native American boys who were wondering how they got their names, so they decided to go up one at a time and ask their father. The first boy, Grazing Buffalo went up and asked, "Father, how did I get my name?" The father replied, "Grazing Buffalo was the first thing I saw when I looked out of teepee when you were born." The second boy, Soaring Eagle went up and asked, "Father, how did I get my name?" The father replied, "Soaring Eagle was the first thing I saw when I looked out of teepee when you were born."
The two sons were happy to learn the origin of their names and said to their other brother, "Okay, it's your turn Two Dogs Fucking."
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knock knock
who's there
your friend
your friend who
your friend has been fatally injured in a horrific car crash and we need you to come down to the hospital and identify the body
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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
because it was chicken
hagglagagglehahahahahaha"Someone once said, 'Don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history make its own judgments'."
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what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
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Why hasn't this thread been closed yet?
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The fulfilled wishes
On a beach in California there was a woman in a wheelchair sobbing. Brian stopped and asked her why she was crying. She replied "The doctor says I only have one day to live - I wish I could've done three things before passing on". Brian asked her to tell him the three things so that he could help her fulfill her "bucket list". The first thing was she hadn't seen the movie "Cinderella", so Brian took his laptop out of his backpack and luckily he had it on the harddrive. They watched it and her eyes sparkled with delight and wonder. The next was she hadn't eaten a box of California Raisins since childhood. Brian purched a box at the nearby supermarket and gave it to her. She loved the texture and said they remind her of her grandmother "Stacy". Brian asked her what her last wish was and she said she had never been screwed. Brian picked her up, carried her in his arms, and threw her in the ocean. Brian said "Now you're screwed", as she disappeared then walked away.Comment
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This one got me haha! Clever..my turn.
A guy steps up to a bartender and says, "I'll bet you a hundred bucks I can stand here and pee into that empty beer bottle on the far end of the counter and not spill a drop."
Since the bartender has enough trouble filling beer bottles that way himself, he takes the bet.
The guy unzips his fly and lets loose - and not only does he miss the bottle, his wiz flies everywhere -- all over the counter, the stools, the glasses - even the bartender.
Normally the bartender would kill a guy for doing this, but now he just laughs and tells the guy to pay him a hundred bucks.
The guy does so happily, then walks over to the pool tables, where a pool player hands him five hundred bucks and storms off.
Before the pool player can leave, the bartender stops him. "What was that all about?" he asks.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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