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  • krunkykai22
    <3 Jumpstream <3
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2006
    • 5436

    #61
    Re: Card Games

    Originally posted by A2P
    Talk about your card game experiences here. By this I mean not that kiddie Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon or Magic ****. I mean like poker cards, etc.

    Here's one: I was playing Egyptian Rat Screw yesterday, and I shouted when I slapped a pair of Jacks. Scared everyone in the table
    I can't lie, this game ****ing rocks :P I do the same stuff all the time. Everyone will keep flipping there cards and all of a sudden a sandwich comes out like 8 7 8 and i slam the table and go " SAMMY!!! " ... They jump, the girl on the corner falls over the chair, the old guy across the room has a heart attack, and my drunk uncle whose taking a sip of his beer spits it out all over the table :P hahaha

    But seriously its fun as hell :P

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    • justaguy
      Forum User
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Mar 2004
      • 3566

      #62
      Re: Card Games

      Originally posted by Adamaja456
      Freshman and Sophomore year of highschool i was in to the whole poker thing. but i was just a little above average so one day at my friends house, i decided that i would start cheating our other friends out of their money and he thought it was a great idea. so i spent some time learning false shuffling and stacking the deck and other things.

      it started with just dollar hands at the lunch table. nobody else knew i was cheating except my best friend and id usually give him the winning hands and when lunch was over and we went to our next class together, we would split the cash.

      also spent free days in choir playing dollar hands and cheating other people out of their money. ohhh the laughs me and my best friend shared as these morons were getting pissed off from losing and they had no idea

      then we started having small tourny at ppls house. nothing big at all, i was dirt poor back then so buy ins were only 10 bucks but money is money. anyways, when it was my turn to shuffle i would give my best friend epic cards and even more epic cards on the 5 community cards. me and him would almost always be the last two left, then we decide who wants to win because it didnt matter. the other person would lose, and when everyone else went home or fell asleep, the winner would give back the other guy his buy in, give himself back his buy in, then we would split the winnings.

      i really liked cheating >:]

      on rare occasions so ppl did suspect, i would literally give my friend pocket kings, and throw one king on the flop, and then one on the river. ppl would go ape **** over it and me and him would just have this evil laugh MUHAHAHAHA
      no one likes you for a good reason
      #TeamSwoll

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      • freakOmani
        FFR Player
        • Dec 2006
        • 109

        #63
        Re: Card Games

        im pretty sure that a couple of the bad beat hold 'em stories in this thread are bs

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        • TC_Starwolf
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2009
          • 64

          #64
          Re: Card Games

          Frustration anyone? Best card game ever.


          You have no idea.
          You are so Weak!

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          • rqm
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2009
            • 126

            #65
            Re: Card Games

            ... adamaja ur pathetic man i can steal chips from every pot and rig the deck if i want, i sent my friend kq and flopped him top pair tonight but only cause he was down $8 and not hitting **** at all. anyone who regularly cheats in cash games is pretty wack

            up $20 tonight, $16 last night. 5/10 cent blind cash games every night, been ripping lately

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            • Jae-
              Now with 25% MOAR awesome
              • Apr 2009
              • 117

              #66
              Re: Card Games

              You guys have no idea. Don't get me started on bad beat stories.

              Flopped quads at 2/5 table in melbourne and lost...

              Sooo many bad beats.
              doot~

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              • Superfreak04
                D7 Elite Keymasher
                • Jan 2007
                • 2407

                #67
                Re: Card Games

                Gold fish - I kept trying to get a card pair, when I had the pair the whole time, and the game lasted for hours because of this mistake.

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                • revolutionomega
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2240

                  #68
                  Re: Card Games

                  Originally posted by Dead Weather
                  I was playing Texas Hold 'Em the other night at a house game, and my Quad Aces got beat by a Royal Flush.
                  Uh. Wouldn't that be impossible unless you're using two decks?

                  P.s. I love playing geronimo lol. I beat my girlfriend and some of her family a few times when I used to go to their family dinners. Ah I miss that D':
                  "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                  - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                  • A2P
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 3127

                    #69
                    Re: Card Games

                    Originally posted by revolutionomega
                    Uh. Wouldn't that be impossible unless you're using two decks?
                    As Ac vs Th Jh

                    Flop Ad Ah 4s
                    Turn Qh
                    River Kh

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                    • rqm
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 126

                      #70
                      Re: Card Games

                      4 of spades is a game changer in that situation

                      ps revolution omega want to play some poker i have a spot for u at my table

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                      • AssNinja4759
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 38

                        #71
                        Re: Card Games

                        Originally posted by freakOmani
                        im pretty sure that a couple of the bad beat hold 'em stories in this thread are bs
                        i'm pretty sure that you might be right
                        Originally posted by who_cares973
                        playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.

                        Forch is AMAZING. I love her to death.

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                        • One Winged Angel
                          Anime Avatars ( ◜◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 10837

                          #72
                          Re: Card Games

                          everyone go on full tilt right now


                          Originally posted by ilikexd
                          i want to be cucked by cirno

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                          • BigBoss37
                            Veteran Member
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 1099

                            #73
                            Re: Card Games


                            me owning the daily dollar, you start with 1500 chips


                            flopped quads against slick suited haha

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                            • rsr2
                              Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 1384

                              #74
                              Re: Card Games

                              Daily Dollar is one of my favorite tournaments to play in. I should play tomorrow. I got a $1 left. Maybe tonight not sure.

                              What place did you get?

                              edit: I just signed up for the Daily Dollar Freeroll. lol
                              Last edited by rsr2; 10-8-2009, 04:01 PM.
                              Originally posted by MrGiggles
                              "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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                              • BigBoss37
                                Veteran Member
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 1099

                                #75
                                Re: Card Games

                                I ended up finishing 9th sadly, I got up about 2 mil and then I hit a really bad run of cards.

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