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  • eastsideman09
    poker face
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2006
    • 1746

    #16
    Re: Card Games

    Originally posted by rsr2
    Queen on the river....... -__-
    brutal as fuk
    Originally posted by dAnceguy117
    esm, you are a fucking legend
    Originally posted by Arntonach
    wow ur pretty
    Originally posted by MrGiggles
    caring should be a get-outable offense

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    • TC_Halogen
      Rhythm game specialist.
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Feb 2008
      • 19376

      #17
      Re: Card Games

      Hahaha, I can think of many poker moments, but I won't jump the bandwagon. =p

      I was playing a game of spades online and well, it wasn't a great day for me to play on Yahoo. Didn't really care about what was happening with my partner and I, so I played stupid and made a double nil bid. Little did I expect was a hand that had no cards higher than a jack.

      Unfortunately, someone led out with the spade suit, and that jack that I had was also a spade. Ended up forcing one trick with only two more turns to go. It was pretty funny way to end the night.

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      • super kid
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2006
        • 1359

        #18
        Re: Card Games

        One time, my brother beat me in rummy on the first deal.
        Originally posted by KgZ
        next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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        • dore
          caveman pornstar
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Feb 2006
          • 6317

          #19
          Re: Card Games

          king mao is where it's at
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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          • Dark_Chrysalis
            Something clever.
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2007
            • 740

            #20
            Re: Card Games

            Playing my friend in Cribbage, he made the Cribbage comeback of the century. I was up 95 to 53, and somehow in 3 hands he manages to catch me, and now the score's tied 119-119. (So I later found out) His hand gets set up so that no matter what card he plays I can't score a point, and no matter what card I play next he can get 2 points off of it. He cuts the deck...



            And flips over a Jack. Victory, me.

            Also, I play Hearts, Spades, Euchre, Pitch, Oh Hell (Screw your Neighbor), Bridge and Hold'Em.


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            • Adamaja456
              Absurd
              • Dec 2006
              • 6433

              #21
              Re: Card Games

              Freshman and Sophomore year of highschool i was in to the whole poker thing. but i was just a little above average so one day at my friends house, i decided that i would start cheating our other friends out of their money and he thought it was a great idea. so i spent some time learning false shuffling and stacking the deck and other things.

              it started with just dollar hands at the lunch table. nobody else knew i was cheating except my best friend and id usually give him the winning hands and when lunch was over and we went to our next class together, we would split the cash.

              also spent free days in choir playing dollar hands and cheating other people out of their money. ohhh the laughs me and my best friend shared as these morons were getting pissed off from losing and they had no idea

              then we started having small tourny at ppls house. nothing big at all, i was dirt poor back then so buy ins were only 10 bucks but money is money. anyways, when it was my turn to shuffle i would give my best friend epic cards and even more epic cards on the 5 community cards. me and him would almost always be the last two left, then we decide who wants to win because it didnt matter. the other person would lose, and when everyone else went home or fell asleep, the winner would give back the other guy his buy in, give himself back his buy in, then we would split the winnings.

              i really liked cheating >:]

              on rare occasions so ppl did suspect, i would literally give my friend pocket kings, and throw one king on the flop, and then one on the river. ppl would go ape **** over it and me and him would just have this evil laugh MUHAHAHAHA
              Last edited by Adamaja456; 09-10-2009, 06:26 AM.


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              • bluguerrilla
                FFR Player
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Apr 2006
                • 3966

                #22
                Re: Card Games

                Asshole is the best game ever.

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                • pokelda
                  ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 3876

                  #23
                  Re: Card Games

                  http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=51471

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                  • Necros140606
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 1088

                    #24
                    Re: Card Games

                    card games

                    heh

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                    • reddarkd
                      Lawl
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 194

                      #25
                      Re: Card Games

                      Back in highschool me and a bunch of my friends used to play VC
                      that game was pro

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                      • A2P
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 3127

                        #26
                        Re: Card Games

                        lmfao

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                        • Reach
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 7471

                          #27
                          Re: Card Games

                          I play poker. I've lost some pretty bad hands.

                          I flopped an ace high flush a few weeks ago. I was raised, so I put in a large re-raise and buddy goes all in. I call, obviously, he has a lower flush...no way he can win since there aren't any pairs on the board for a full house, so unless he rolls a straight flush, needing a 6 and a 7 of clubs on the turn and river, I take the pot.

                          Turn, 7 of clubs. River, the 6. Straight Flush. **** D:


                          That just about made me quit poker, though I had another incident awhile back where the flop was 227, and I had 22 in my hand. Same scenario as before - I check, he raises, I reraise and he goes all in. LITTLE DID I KNOW he had 77, which wasn't a big deal against quads anyway, until the other 7 comes down on the river.

                          **** D:

                          No bad beat either XD


                          As a point of interest, I've never even gotten a straight flush in a real match before. The only time I did was when I folded the 10 needed to complete the royal flush on the table.
                          Last edited by Reach; 09-10-2009, 11:09 AM.

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                          • dAnceguy117
                            new hand moves = dab
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 10097

                            #28
                            Re: Card Games

                            Wow, I thought my friends and I had some ridiculous poker hands, but Reach's stories and other people's are making me reconsider. I had an ace-high straight once and I think only the queen was the wrong suit for a royal.

                            Anyway, so I was playing Uno one time. Someone made me draw 4 and I was like wow **** you this game ****ing sucks but I kept playing. The same thing happened five or six more times. Then someone won. It was magical.

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371

                              #29
                              Re: Card Games

                              I play Spades and Euchre pretty regularly with my friends.

                              Also, I play Gang of Four and Tichu with them.

                              Freecell for solitaire. I know how to play hearts, but I don't know why anyone would play that with friends when they could play Spades or Euchre.

                              I'm undefeated in the past ten years in ERS when slapping on doubles, runs, sandwiches, and add-up-to-ten.

                              Speed is also fun, but BS is a terrible, terrible game.

                              Mauritius's Asshole (the aforementioned Asshole or Presidents and Assholes) is also really fun.

                              --Guido


                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                              Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                              • AC1speakerbox
                                FFR Player
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 1242

                                #30
                                Re: Card Games

                                I rocked some Pokemon and Yugioh back in the day. xD

                                I took that **** seriously too.

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