The Random Questions Thread

[HSOK]

my freezer has a light in it. i must be from the future!

[freaknacage]

riiiight... but you would think that with technology we would be able to solve that problem.... oh screw it. nvm

[dancthang06]

huh?? well i have a question ...
where did "jacking off" get the name...

[freaknacage]

well... some guy named jack did it like, all day everyday. so whenever someone else did it, they would say, "quit jacking off."
see? logic prevails once again.

[87x]

hmm... the real question would be where did the term masturbation come from?? i always wonder how big words got to mean what they do...

[freaknacage]

maybe it has some latin roots or something.

[87x]

probably.. thats where all big words come from... or just two words mixed together...

[scorpio1690]

well if it's two words put together it's probably something like Masturbat-Ion....What's an ion?Isn't it that dna particle or whatever?

[SotN]

I guess I oversimplified, eh Spook? I know exactly what you're getting at though.

well... that was interesting...

why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

The freezer presumably is cold and would make the bulb malfunction. The refrigerator wouldn't be as cold and a bulb would work. Also if you want to look in the freezer just open both doors together. It may cost more, but that is waht you pay for luxury.

*do not try this at home*

1. Put a conventional light bulb in the freezer for an hour
2. Take it out and put in a lamp.
3. the light bulb will explode.

*i'll edit why in later, i'm a bit pressed for time*

HSOK: Your light in the freezer is a kind that doesn't explode. I forget the name, but it's used in streetlamp and the such.

[Synthlight]

My Freezer has a light in it. But the real question is, why do some people freeze cheese?


Cheers,

Synthlight

[QreepyBORIS]

Because (A) it last longer (without freezerburn, you need to double wrap it), and (B), it tastes REALLY REALLY GOOD! Same with Fritos, particularly the barbeque kind.

Dead serious!

Also, why do people freeze their ice cream? I mean,I melted one down in the fride, and it tasted gooooood. Lemon Cream or whatever by Strohs. You cant do the melting thing with chunky ice cream, it does not taste as good.

Also, the first things that humans milked (other than humans, of course) was a sheep. That is why there are so many shepards in the bible, and so few cowherds--sheep were the fad back then.

[dancthang06]

well i have another question now :
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, bu t don't point to their crotch when they
ask where the bathroom is?

[scorpio1690]

Because people are use to having a watch on and they know that by the simple gesture and just pointing at your crotch when you have to take a leak is rude, if you have to scratch your nuts then it's different.

[87x]

well how come, the girl golfer can join to the PGA tour, but a male golfer cant join the WPGA??

[moodswingqueen08]

well i want to know why it always seems that right after you wash your car it always rains?