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  • Adamaja456
    Absurd
    • Dec 2006
    • 6433

    #1

    beached whale wants penis

    So i checked my email and came across this

    The sick thing is her/his location actually says Tacoma, Washington so I don't know if its just spam or something she sent to me on purpose. Either way, I wont get a boner for the rest of the day.

    Here's her/his/fatass's link:


    Anyone else have stories of ugly and/or fat people wanting sexual stuff
    Last edited by Adamaja456; 03-1-2009, 09:11 AM.


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  • Coolboyrulez0
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    • Aug 2006
    • 10042

    #2
    Re: beached whale wants penis

    Ahaha poor Adamaja
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    • ~Zero~
      FFR Veteran
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Nov 2006
      • 1556

      #3
      Re: beached whale wants penis

      Thats a guy? o0


      Originally posted by Xiaounlimited
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      • L0NEvvolf
        FFR Veteran
        • Nov 2006
        • 2068

        #4
        Re: beached whale wants penis

        Happens to me all the time on my one email address I just started getting the most random emails. Never happend to me on facebook though.

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        • Bluearrowll
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          • Nov 2007
          • 7376

          #5
          Re: beached whale wants penis

          And that's why i'm not on myspace.
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          • Xx{Midnight}xX
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2007
            • 8548

            #6
            Re: beached whale wants penis

            Say hello to her little friend.

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            • Redorigami
              Call me Massive Swallow
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Oct 2005
              • 3162

              #7
              Re: beached whale wants penis

              Adam you could win a ps3!
              Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
              The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
              Originally posted by spreadNv
              Got dibs on La Camp.
              Oh right, Im not any good.
              Got dibs on Pita.

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              • Plan_Bsk81127
                snooches
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2007
                • 6420

                #8
                Re: beached whale wants penis

                Wtf is that thing?

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                • fido123
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 4245

                  #9
                  Re: beached whale wants penis

                  Lucky you, you just got yourself a PS3. Congratulations.

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                  • kmay
                    Don't forget me
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 6511

                    #10
                    Re: beached whale wants penis

                    hahahaha the title is hilarious!!! and ew shes/he, i think IT fits better here wants anything she can get.

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                    • Redorigami
                      Call me Massive Swallow
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3162

                      #11
                      Re: beached whale wants penis

                      Originally posted by kmay
                      hahahaha the title is hilarious!!! and ew shes/he, i think IT fits better here wants anything she can get.
                      Adam I bet you feel loved.
                      Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                      The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                      Originally posted by spreadNv
                      Got dibs on La Camp.
                      Oh right, Im not any good.
                      Got dibs on Pita.

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                      • funmonkey54
                        The Chill Keeper
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 4127

                        #12
                        Re: beached whale wants penis

                        And this is why Christians get called hypocritical so often. People like this.

                        Orientation: Gay
                        Religion: Christian
                        Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes

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                        • championanwar
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2588

                          #13
                          Re: beached whale wants penis

                          ROFL! Take them both.

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                          • funmonkey54
                            The Chill Keeper
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 4127

                            #14
                            Re: beached whale wants penis

                            Originally posted by KgZ
                            yo id do it for a ps3, just close your eyes

                            and you'll feel good in the process whats the problem
                            Easy for you to say.
                            You have a dick in yo pocket dawg.

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                            • fido123
                              FFR Player
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 4245

                              #15
                              Re: beached whale wants penis

                              Originally posted by funmonkey54
                              And this is why Christians get called hypocritical so often. People like this.

                              Orientation: Gay
                              Religion: Christian
                              Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes

                              I know what you're getting at here and agree with you...but gay people can be Christians. It's from my experiences and understanding that it's not something you can decide or just "turn off". Yes homosexuality is a sin, however if it's not really something that can be helped, you shouldn't criticize them for for not conducting themselves like Christians.

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