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  • Master Hakuoh9872
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 81
    #46
    Re: beached whale wants penis

    it must be a girl. what kind of guy would request such an
    unsavory thing?

    I say do it. But instead of just letting her do it, first get the ps3
    from her. Then before she gets an inch closer, BLAM her brains in with
    a bat and haul ass outta there!

    That way, u get the system of your dreams without the hassle!

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      • Redorigami
        Call me Massive Swallow
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Oct 2005
        • 3162
        #47
        Re: beached whale wants penis

        Originally posted by Master Hakuoh9872
        it must be a girl. what kind of guy would request such an
        unsavory thing?

        I say do it. But instead of just letting her do it, first get the ps3
        from her. Then before she gets an inch closer, BLAM her brains in with
        a bat and haul ass outta there!

        That way, u get the system of your dreams without the hassle!
        I would request such a thing. omnomnom
        Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
        The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
        Originally posted by spreadNv
        Got dibs on La Camp.
        Oh right, Im not any good.
        Got dibs on Pita.

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          • gafandriel
            All the world is at war
            • Aug 2005
            • 278
            #48
            Re: beached whale wants penis

            Originally posted by adamaja456
            so i checked my email and came across this

            the sick thing is her/his location actually says tacoma, washington so i don't know if its just spam or something she sent to me on purpose. Either way, i wont get a boner for the rest of the day.

            Here's her/his/fatass's link:
            http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=321479397


            anyone else have stories of ugly and/or fat people wanting sexual stuff :d


            i'm from seattle

            give meh yo numba

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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644
                #49
                Re: beached whale wants penis

                Can I have yo numba? Can I have it?

                You work that updo.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                Originally Posted by                 MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • Izzy
                    Snek
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 9195
                    #50
                    Re: beached whale wants penis

                    Typical christian person.

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                      • gafandriel
                        All the world is at war
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 278
                        #51
                        Re: beached whale wants penis

                        Originally posted by Izzy
                        Typical christian person.
                        BAAAH


                        hahahaha she has a nice updo

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                          • clarinet89
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 899
                            #52
                            Re: beached whale wants penis

                            Note to self:
                            1. Start collecting PS3's to give away
                            2. Run for Ms. Gay Washington
                            3. Become a desperate myspace whore...check

                            Questionable Content

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                              • Adamaja456
                                Absurd
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 6433
                                #53
                                Re: beached whale wants penis

                                my reply:


                                582 Tier Points(Tier 3)
                                602 AAAs(517+23+62)
                                People who bought me subscriptions/tokens:
                                DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months)
                                ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months)
                                4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months)
                                Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2)
                                dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

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                                  • OrganisM
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2644
                                    #54
                                    Re: beached whale wants penis

                                    Graphic. :\

                                    ..but funny.
                                    .

                                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                    Originally Posted by                                     MrRubix[link]:
                                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                      • Temote
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 748
                                        #55
                                        Re: beached whale wants penis

                                        Well, this is going to be interesting.

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                                          • Quigly
                                            nah
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 3506
                                            #56
                                            Re: beached whale wants penis

                                            Be careful man, she might get turned on by that.
                                            nah

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                                              • OrganisM
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Oct 2006
                                                • 2644
                                                #57
                                                Re: beached whale wants penis

                                                So.. if you go through with it can I have the PS3?
                                                .

                                                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                Originally Posted by                                                 MrRubix[link]:
                                                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                                  • Adamaja456
                                                    Absurd
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 6433
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: beached whale wants penis

                                                    hellz no. im gunna get resistance 2 and play

                                                    but yea quigly, i wouldnt be surprised if he/she liked my reply


                                                    582 Tier Points(Tier 3)
                                                    602 AAAs(517+23+62)
                                                    People who bought me subscriptions/tokens:
                                                    DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months)
                                                    ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months)
                                                    4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months)
                                                    Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2)
                                                    dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

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                                                      • Quigly
                                                        nah
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 3506
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: beached whale wants penis

                                                        Resistance 2 will be worth it. Trust me.
                                                        nah

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                                                          • OrganisM
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 2644
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: beached whale wants penis

                                                            Or you could just plunk down the cash..
                                                            .

                                                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                            Originally Posted by                                                             MrRubix[link]:
                                                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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