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  • samurai7694
    바보
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2008
    • 4640

    #31
    Re: beached whale wants penis

    That dude scares me. He may have won Mrs Gay Washington but it wouldn't change my mind if that lentleman she-male offers me a blowjob for a PS3. Don't do it Adam...it's a trap!

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    • richyrich55
      Wait... what?
      • Feb 2005
      • 1262

      #32
      Re: beached whale wants penis

      lolthreadtitle
      Originally Posted by Afrobean
      Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
      Originally Posted by MrRubix
      I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
      Originally Posted by rushyrulz
      I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
      R.I.P. Jellygod

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      • NFD
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2007
        • 4715

        #33
        Re: beached whale wants penis

        Originally posted by funmonkey54
        Actually, I disagree with this.
        I believe in some cases it is a hormonal imbalance, and in that case it is a situation that cannot be helped. But there is a difference between feeling that physical temptation towards the sin and committing the sin. So, if you choose to act on the sin, it will be judged as sinning.

        I believe that a large amount of people are in it for the attention or are forced into a position where they feel they must be gay due to peer pressure and social pressure in general. This is wrong on 2 counts in my opinion.

        So, I personally don't treat them differently because I act on the principal hate the sin, not the sinner. But I disagree that in a situation such as that, it is completely excusable.

        So, in essence, someone who had those thoughts and feelings towards other people of the same sex due to a situation they could not help would not be sinning. But should they act on the feelings and follow through with a relationship and pursue things of that sort, it is sinning nonetheless.
        I was peer-pressured into being gay.

        ):

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        • demonllama6124
          im your grandpa!!!
          • Mar 2004
          • 1440

          #34
          Re: beached whale wants penis

          cmon now. fat chicks need love too.
          Originally posted by nestlekwik
          Blue is my favorite color. Thus, anyone in the chat with a blue name is super awesome and deserves to have Chinese food.
          Originally posted by welsh_girl
          OP, WTFBrandon & demonllama6124

          Only Men here with Manly Man hairy legs.
          Originally posted by Velocity
          leonid, please shut the fuck up before I make you.
          Help decide which game I should play next. Trying to beat all my games
          http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...47#post4489647

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          • rade0110
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2004
            • 1253

            #35
            Re: beached whale wants penis

            But they've gotta pay.
            Originally posted by Synthlight
            Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

            Cheers,

            Synthlight

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            • x After Dawn x
              FFR Veteran
              • Jul 2007
              • 1613

              #36
              Re: beached whale wants penis

              This is slightly unrelated but I had a dog add me on Facebook.
              Originally posted by Djr Rap dancer
              Alcohol make peoples retard.
              Drink for forget you are retard and this bring you more retard.
              Just take nicotine patch lol

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              • NFD
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2007
                • 4715

                #37
                Re: beached whale wants penis

                Keepon added me on Facebook.

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                • Adamaja456
                  Absurd
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 6433

                  #38
                  Re: beached whale wants penis

                  Originally posted by who_cares973
                  ps3 sucks so it wouldnt be worth it



                  now if it was a wii/xbox360 combo then BRING THAT BITCH ON
                  resistance 2 and Kill Zone 2 makes the ps3 worth every penny
                  although r2 still hasnt come out with a patch which makes the game suck somtimes =/

                  Originally posted by samurai7694
                  That dude scares me. He may have won Mrs Gay Washington but it wouldn't change my mind if that lentleman she-male offers me a blowjob for a PS3. Don't do it Adam...it's a trap!
                  *Saw Theme song starts playing and im stuck in a room trying to figure out how to earn a ps3 without that giant blob of fat swallowing my shaft*


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                  • Sgtzombie.
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 134

                    #39
                    Re: beached whale wants penis

                    But... your fatty fat fat and her fatty fat fat are meant to be!
                    BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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                    • OrganisM
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2644

                      #40
                      Re: beached whale wants penis

                      Originally posted by sameoldbloodrush!
                      Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. No lie.
                      ..wow. D:
                      .

                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                      Originally Posted by
                      MrRubix[link]:
                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                      Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • Plan_Bsk81127
                        snooches
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 6420

                        #41
                        Re: beached whale wants penis

                        Originally posted by Adamaja456
                        \


                        *Saw Theme song starts playing and im stuck in a room trying to figure out how to earn a ps3 without that giant blob of fat swallowing my shaft*
                        lol, Make your choice Adam, Ps3 or die.

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                        • knuckles2224
                          Angel Island ♥
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1530

                          #42
                          Re: beached whale wants penis

                          Just put a brown paperbag over her head then let her give you head, she looks way better with it on anyways.

                          EDIT : just got back from throwing up.

                          Here's a convo of me and my friend on AIM.

                          Nix Powers (2:27:13 PM): i'll let her suck my dick for a ps3
                          knuckles2224 (2:27:24 PM): Lmao nasty.
                          Nix Powers (2:27:32 PM): a ps3 and a dick suck woo
                          Last edited by knuckles2224; 03-2-2009, 12:28 PM.


                          Originally posted by arrekusuof93
                          Knuckles you're just a rebel

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                          • sameoldbloodrush!
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 205

                            #43
                            Re: beached whale wants penis

                            Originally posted by OrganisM
                            ..wow. D:
                            I know. It's very sad.. D;>
                            Originally posted by Patashu
                            Small is fine, but not TOO small.
                            Originally posted by Sprite-
                            That's what she said.
                            Originally posted by knuckles2224
                            They sentenced him 300 years cause this is sparta.

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                            • championanwar
                              Ask Nuro! x3
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2588

                              #44
                              Re: beached whale wants penis

                              What is this world comming to?
                              /facepalm

                              Originally posted by aperson
                              all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
                              aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
                              aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
                              Click Here

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                              • poleaxe
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 341

                                #45
                                Re: beached whale wants penis

                                lol When I saw the title of this thread I automatically thought it would be a youtube link of a guy running away from a whale on the beach because it grabbed the front of his pants with its mouth. hmm penis om nom nom nom nom

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