Ant in my ear

[DJ_Swabber]

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Once i kept a bag of opened resses pieces next to my bed. The next morning i grabbed a handful of them and kept eating. Wasnt until a few minutes later did i realize it was sawrming with ants. I spit them out all over the floor and ran to the bathroom to wash out my mouth.

Ohh my God... well, I'm really glad it's not just me who's done that. :3! I've done that with many candies, because even when there are like, NO signs of ants around.. they just kind of materialize in to whatever you like best, like my tea cup or candy. You know somethings wrong the instant you ingest our ants though, ds so didn't believe me until I smooshed one and shoved it in his face.. I think I got him to taste one too. It's horrifying. XD

[rzr]

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I wonder if it's possible to torture someone like this...

[DJ_Swabber]

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I wonder if it's possible to torture someone like this...

Haha. You're twisted, though it's crossed my mind. xD

Ever since I saw this episode of Star Trek, where they put these worm things in their ears to control them (I think?) I've been afraid of stuff going in my ears. D:
DAMN YOU STAR TREK.

[OrganisM]

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Ugh. This story scares me, since I have, like, bugphobia. Never had bugs in my ear. But if I did, my tinnitus might kill it even before it got in there.

How can tinnitus kill?

[tha Guardians]

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/fail
That doesn't creep me out because it's too big to get in my ear. XD
I hate pincher bugs though. >.<;

It's called an earwig because it gets into ears of corn.
Seriously, people.

[Phynx]

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My brother got a deer tick in the hole of his dick once, and that's no joke. He woke up to it about half an inch inside his pisser and we had to use tweezers to get it out, plus he had to go get meds because he got an infection from it AND his dick was swollen so he cried every time he had to pee cause of the pain. So yeah, ant in the ear doesn't seem all that bad compared to a tick in the dick.

[DJ_Swabber]

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My brother got a deer tick in the hole of his dick once, and that's no joke. He woke up to it about half an inch inside his pisser and we had to use tweezers to get it out, plus he had to go get meds because he got an infection from it AND his dick was swollen so he cried every time he had to pee cause of the pain. So yeah, ant in the ear doesn't seem all that bad compared to a tick in the dick.

Yeah, but those are two different extremes, and since you haven't personally had either happen to you, you can't really judge that. An ant in your ear isn't nearly as painful as a tick in your penis, but it's EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. I was punching my head going crazy over it, so it wasn't pleasant. And the fact that he could actually get to the tick is fortunate, I'm glad it didn't go further in. >.<;

[coraleaterlinda]

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holy freaking crap at all the bug stories. yeah, i would have been crying too and freaking out if i had an ant in my ear. but something did bite my ear today and now i have some sore and its freaking annoying.

bug story time!
one time i was taking a shower and a cockroach fell on my arm.
one time i was drinking something and i looked in the cup and there was a live cockroach in it.
i was sleeping one night and i felt something crawl up my leg and then up my neck and onto my cheek. i thought it was a lizard (i like lizards, so it didnt scare me), so i put my hand on it to catch it and picked it up. i was just going to toss it outside, but then i decided to turn on the light to look at it. bad decision. i saw a massive cockroach wiggling in my hand. i almost screamed. (cockroaches are the only bug im afraid off - i generally like bugs).

little sugar ants get in everything at my house, so unless the food is crawling with them, i just brush them off and keep eating. im pretty sure ive accidently eaten a few of them, but i dont care. they need to stop stealing my food.

my friend lives out in the country and she has spiders (not tarantulas, just plain spiders) bigger than tarantulas and grasshoppers that ive mistaken for small birds.

i kinda want a pet giant isopod. i think it would be cool.

[All_That_Chaz]

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For like three days in a row last week I woke up with a squirrel in my room. It tried to steal my toothpaste and deodorant but it never found its way into my ear.

[dcr]

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ooo
i hate it when theres a spider on your wall when your about to go to bed and then when you wake up its not there like it crawled in your mouth or something

also my head was really itchy one time and it started scratching my head like crazy and a daddy long leg fell on the floor D:

and at a sleepover i slept on the floor and there was a huge cockroach crawling toward me

[Syhto]

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um
The worst bug story I have isn't even that bad, and it was when someone put a huge grub down my shirt and it got smashed between my tits, and, it was everywhere.

Then a fly flew into my eye once, and it was stuck up in my eyelid, and I could feel it wiggling and squirming trying to get out.

[dore]

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One time when I was sleeping I got bit by a spider. I didn't realize it until gym class when I could barely walk

nothing nearly as bad as you

[jchinzilla]

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grub smashing betwixt tits, stuff flying in eyes, wiggling and squirming

[Syhto]

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hahahaahahahahha

p.s. I remember one time in the summer out on a farm, ~20 cicadas got stuck in my hair. It was horrible.

[foilman8805]

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He approves.