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  • DJ_Swabber
    Is feckin' leget, betch.™
    • Feb 2003
    • 511

    #16
    Re: Ant in my ear

    Originally posted by bluguerrilla
    I mean, like, I'm ok with bugs for the most part. But I really dislike ticks.

    I had a dream when I was a kid that it was raining ticks and I was outside and I couldn't get back into my house. It was awesome.

    Don't like leeches either.
    OMG (another story)
    When I stayed over at my uncles in the summer in Wyoming... they have... HUGE ticks.
    He has a green house, and had a business selling plants. Anyway, I was maybe.. 11 or so.. and I felt something stuck to my braid close to my neck. I ran to his employee there, this really nice lady.. and I'm like "Can you seeee whats stuck on me?" and shes like "OMG go to your mom NOW"
    So I run back to the house, and... lo and behold...
    A GIANT tick is already buried in the back of my neck. Ugh. I didn't even feel it dig in to my skin, it's butt was slightly sticking out still, so my mom heated up a needle and burned it's butt until it pulled it's self out.
    I've been through the coolest shet. XD

    JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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    • sameoldbloodrush!
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2007
      • 205

      #17
      Re: Ant in my ear

      That's siiiick. o;
      The ants in Delaware must not smell, I guess. Either that or I don't pay attention to the odor. xDD
      Originally posted by Patashu
      Small is fine, but not TOO small.
      Originally posted by Sprite-
      That's what she said.
      Originally posted by knuckles2224
      They sentenced him 300 years cause this is sparta.

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      • jchinzilla
        i like cheese
        • Dec 2005
        • 2106

        #18
        Re: Ant in my ear

        you should probably invest in one of these bad boys:

        The Baby Nasal Aspirator Vacuum Suction Pigeon!





        Originally posted by bluguerrilla
        And, the scariest of them all... The Candiru
        haha penis fish. how about dickfish!!??

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        • OrganisM
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 2644

          #19
          Re: Ant in my ear

          I've accidentally gotten a bug up my nose before... AHHHHH
          .

          Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
          "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
          because the venom gets into the blood stream which
          spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
          changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

          Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


          Originally Posted by
          MrRubix[link]:
          "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

          Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
          "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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          • jchinzilla
            i like cheese
            • Dec 2005
            • 2106

            #20
            Re: Ant in my ear

            or one of these

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            • DJ_Swabber
              Is feckin' leget, betch.™
              • Feb 2003
              • 511

              #21
              Re: Ant in my ear

              Originally posted by jchinzilla
              you should probably invest in one of these bad boys:

              The Baby Nasal Aspirator Vacuum Suction Pigeon!



              haha penis fish. how about dickfish!!??
              That baby looks like hes having a good time.
              I'll take one. Good salesman.

              JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644

                #22
                Re: Ant in my ear

                Originally posted by jchinzilla
                haha penis fish. how about dickfish!!??
                THE HORROR!

                Jesus tapdancing Christ, that was ****ing disturbing.

                *vomit*

                but funny.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                Originally Posted by
                MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                  Threat Emulation
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • May 2004
                  • 5184

                  #23
                  Re: Ant in my ear

                  I've never had a bug in my ear, but that sounds terrible. (pun intended) I have gotten some sort of fly/gnat stuck in my eye. No one believed me until I went to the optometrist, and they pulled pieces of the dead bug out. Luckily it was a really small one, but it was a huge annoyance for about 8 hours.

                  Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                  I'm light f**king darkness

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                  • Izzy
                    Snek
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 9195

                    #24
                    Re: Ant in my ear

                    Once i kept a bag of opened resses pieces next to my bed. The next morning i grabbed a handful of them and kept eating. Wasnt until a few minutes later did i realize it was sawrming with ants. I spit them out all over the floor and ran to the bathroom to wash out my mouth.

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                    • samurai7694
                      바보
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 4640

                      #25
                      Re: Ant in my ear

                      A small wasp went into my ear because of the wind (this happened when I was in the living room of my family's house in Panama, sitting down on the sofa while the front door was open). I didn't know until I felt a tiny pinch, and then I took it out and then I realized it was a wasp when I saw it dead on the floor. I might of felt its leg or head, idk, but something did pinch me, and I was close to being stung. Luckily I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp before

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                      • darkshark
                        Nothing.
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 4189

                        #26
                        Re: Ant in my ear

                        Katie, your ear smells funny now.


                        Seriously, the ants in Oregon are the worst smelling things ever.

                        xD

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                        • UnkownMan
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 1569

                          #27
                          Re: Ant in my ear

                          Ugh. This story scares me, since I have, like, bugphobia. Never had bugs in my ear. But if I did, my tinnitus might kill it even before it got in there.
                          Originally posted by Choofers
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                          • Nullifidian
                            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 1837

                            #28
                            Re: Ant in my ear

                            ohi


                            ps hi
                            Last edited by Nullifidian; 02-24-2009, 03:06 PM.

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                            • ZC_Wolfy
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 384

                              #29
                              Re: Ant in my ear

                              Lol tristan
                              also it's called entomophobia unkown

                              And regarding the OP: I'd hate for something like that to happen to me, I don't mind bugs, I just HATE them on me >.<


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                              • Flandre Scarlet
                                Death
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 903

                                #30
                                Re: Ant in my ear

                                Originally posted by bluguerrilla
                                And, the scariest of them all... The Candiru
                                ****ing scary as ****.

                                I'm not taking a trip to the Amazon ever. D=

                                At topic: I'm afraid to have bugs in my ear, just wouldn't be able to stand the feeling. I often go crazy sitting at the computer when I play FFR and it feels like bugs are on my legs and nothing is there. -_-
                                Playing FFR/Lurking around the forums since Dec. 2004

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