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  • ShAiOnEi
    FFR Player
    • May 2007
    • 1110

    #16
    Re: Useless talents.

    I can unicycle lol.
    I love my son Auron

    Epic thread killer

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    • Fantasticone
      D7 Elite Keymasher
      • Aug 2006
      • 6003

      #17
      Re: Useless talents.

      Ledwix already won this thread with FFR. In addition:

      *Standing like a Flamingo forever
      *Uh, super flexibility, idk lol.

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      • OrganisM
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2006
        • 2644

        #18
        Re: Useless talents.

        I can pwn obnoxious wemens in teh butt.
        .

        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


        Originally Posted by
        MrRubix[link]:
        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

        Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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        • beaner692
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 1071

          #19
          Re: Useless talents.

          Originally posted by devilsdeviousdancer
          being able to do the spits and splats
          splats?? ew.


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          • OrganisM
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 2644

            #20
            Re: Useless talents.

            Originally posted by beaner692
            splats?? ew.
            Yeah, you know, fap fap splat?
            .

            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


            Originally Posted by
            MrRubix[link]:
            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

            Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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            • stretchypanda
              shock me shock me
              • Sep 2004
              • 4123

              #21
              Re: Useless talents.

              Most of you are exceptionally talented at pissing me off.

              That's useless, right?

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              • albaneenesk8r
                I Fap For Justice
                • Jul 2006
                • 1420

                #22
                Re: Useless talents.

                mine include:

                1.)landing a triple kickflip 90% of the time
                2.)beat boxing
                3.)supreme at cooking
                4.)being able to walk on my hand for over 500ft
                5.)i can mimic anyones voice
                Originally posted by Plan_Bsk81127
                FFR retards at their finest. gg
                My hero
                Originally posted by 04im
                u so heavy even aphro cant carry ur ass

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                • Flyleef
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2007
                  • 401

                  #23
                  Re: Useless talents.

                  I'm able to attach a pencil to my finger palm, without stick, lubricates, glue, or magic. I don't know what's wrong with me....

                  That's useless, right?
                  No :P

                  What else:

                  Gettin Hyphy
                  No matter how many times the colors of the seasons change,
                  these feelings will never wither, swaying like a flower
                  If this is just a dream, then let it be a dream. I don't care.
                  My heart, filled with loving radiance
                  Is forever thinking of you.

                  These words that we play are a pleasant melody
                  All I want is to have you by my side,
                  so that I won't lose my smiling eyes
                  even on a night when we can't see the twinkling of the stars.

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                  • OrganisM
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2644

                    #24
                    Re: Useless talents.

                    Originally posted by stretchypanda
                    Most of you are exceptionally talented at pissing me off.

                    That's useless, right?

                    Either I have a natrual affinity for pissing you and Guido off, or you two might have disliked me from the start. I'm not going to question it, though. I just try to stay clear.
                    .

                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                    Originally Posted by
                    MrRubix[link]:
                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                    • stoners_netname
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 264

                      #25
                      Re: Useless talents.

                      One of my ex's friends could queef on command O_O

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                      • OrganisM
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2644

                        #26
                        Re: Useless talents.

                        Originally posted by stoners_netname
                        One of my ex's friends could queef on command O_O
                        Hahaha, that's a great talent.
                        .

                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                        Originally Posted by
                        MrRubix[link]:
                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                        Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

                        Comment

                        • sarahxjane
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 2109

                          #27
                          Re: Useless talents.

                          I can make a pig noise in my throat.
                          Wiggle my ears.

                          That's about it.


                          Edit: Oh yeah, and FFR... because my hand-eye coordination has improved significantly.
                          Last edited by sarahxjane; 08-14-2007, 04:13 PM.
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                          • Flyleef
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2007
                            • 401

                            #28
                            Re: Useless talents.

                            I can put my penis down to my knees.
                            No matter how many times the colors of the seasons change,
                            these feelings will never wither, swaying like a flower
                            If this is just a dream, then let it be a dream. I don't care.
                            My heart, filled with loving radiance
                            Is forever thinking of you.

                            These words that we play are a pleasant melody
                            All I want is to have you by my side,
                            so that I won't lose my smiling eyes
                            even on a night when we can't see the twinkling of the stars.

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                            • OrganisM
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 2644

                              #29
                              Re: Useless talents.

                              Originally posted by Flyleef
                              I can put my penis down to my knees.
                              How is that?
                              .

                              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                              Originally Posted by
                              MrRubix[link]:
                              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                              Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

                              Comment

                              • Flyleef
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2007
                                • 401

                                #30
                                Re: Useless talents.

                                Originally posted by OrganisM
                                How is that?
                                I was kidding.
                                No matter how many times the colors of the seasons change,
                                these feelings will never wither, swaying like a flower
                                If this is just a dream, then let it be a dream. I don't care.
                                My heart, filled with loving radiance
                                Is forever thinking of you.

                                These words that we play are a pleasant melody
                                All I want is to have you by my side,
                                so that I won't lose my smiling eyes
                                even on a night when we can't see the twinkling of the stars.

                                Comment

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