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  • adlp
    FFR Veteran
    • Jul 2006
    • 1757
    #46
    Re: Useless talents.

    Originally posted by albaneenesk8r
    ha! i used to be sponsored stupid. i have been skating since i was 8. im now 16. you figure it out. =P
    hmm you were playing tony hawk since youre little and now youre twice as good cause youre 16

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      • g4z33b0
        Banned
        • Mar 2006
        • 2618
        #47
        Re: Useless talents.

        Originally posted by albaneenesk8r
        ha! i used to be sponsored stupid. i have been skating since i was 8. im now 16. you figure it out. =P
        i used to be sponsored as well and i could never even double kickflip. you say you can land a triple kickflip 90% of the time, i doubt many pros could even do that. vids? pics?

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          • adlp
            FFR Veteran
            • Jul 2006
            • 1757
            #48
            Re: Useless talents.

            hai guys my useless talent is landing switch laser flips on a skateboard cause skateboarding is useless amirite

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              • JurseyRider734
                lil j the bad b-word
                • Aug 2003
                • 7506
                #49
                Re: Useless talents.

                I'm really good at Destructomatch II lmao
                I can flare my nostrils on command/really fast un-flaring and flaring in a row. It freaks people out.
                I can do the "Elvis Presley" lip thing, but I can only raise my lip on my left side (right, if you were looking at it.)
                I'm pretty good at makeup? I dunno if that's useless or not.
                I can pick things up with my feet pretty well. I guess.

                That's all I can think of.
                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                Originally posted by Afrobean
                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                  • krazykhalid
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 631
                    #50
                    Re: Useless talents.

                    i can make the sounds the aliens make in that movie with mel gibson, you know in the corn fields, it was really ****ty, i can't remember the name but its really random

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                      • krazykhalid
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 631
                        #51
                        Re: Useless talents.

                        Originally posted by adlp
                        hai guys my useless talent is landing switch laser flips on a skateboard cause skateboarding is useless amirite
                        apfffff switch laser flips are dumb, kickflip backside nosegrind back shuv out biatch

                        tech skating ftw

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                          • IKarthyI
                            'cause I'm Cool
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 6
                            #52
                            Re: Useless talents.

                            I can ride a bike upside down. I think it's the most useful talent ever, but it's not like i trained myself to do it.

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                              • jugglinguy
                                Use me as a porta-potty
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 4319
                                #53
                                Re: Useless talents.

                                Originally posted by IKarthyI
                                I can ride a bike upside down. I think it's the most useful talent ever, but it's not like i trained myself to do it.
                                I demand video. And you must be on a halfpipe and do a trick while you're at it! Wheels = must touch ground.
                                Originally posted by Jem
                                Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                                You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                                  • Tails99
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 218
                                    #54
                                    Re: Useless talents.

                                    Origami(paper folding)
                                    Playing FFR
                                    DDR
                                    Jump rope and pogo at the same time. Seriously, don't try it.
                                    No-handed pogo stick
                                    Travelling on the pogo stick.
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                                      • Karulain
                                        (◡‿◡✿
                                        • Jun 2006
                                        • 126
                                        #55
                                        Re: Useless talents.

                                        Moving your hair !

                                        o.O
                                        Karuh ♥

                                        "Photograph Each Day... So We Can Live Forever"

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                                          • OrganisM
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 2644
                                            #56
                                            Re: Useless talents.

                                            Originally posted by krazykhalid
                                            apfffff switch laser flips are dumb, kickflip backside nosegrind back shuv out biatch

                                            tech skating ftw

                                            LOL U R KLEVAR
                                            .

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                                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

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                                              • Flyleef
                                                FFR Player
                                                • May 2007
                                                • 401
                                                #57
                                                Re: Useless talents.

                                                My Useless talents are useless talents.. :3
                                                No matter how many times the colors of the seasons change,
                                                these feelings will never wither, swaying like a flower
                                                If this is just a dream, then let it be a dream. I don't care.
                                                My heart, filled with loving radiance
                                                Is forever thinking of you.

                                                These words that we play are a pleasant melody
                                                All I want is to have you by my side,
                                                so that I won't lose my smiling eyes
                                                even on a night when we can't see the twinkling of the stars.

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                                                  • EAGAMES
                                                    Y0FACE!
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 4931
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Useless talents.

                                                    Knowing how to read
                                                    Playing FFR one-handed
                                                    Cracking my ankle continuosly (don't know if I spelled that correctly)
                                                    Don't know how to spell /being sarcastic
                                                    Really good at bagging on people (making fun of people)
                                                    etc...
                                                    Removed a .gif image so your total signature size isn't well over 1MB. Keep this in mind for the future.
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                                                      • ShAiOnEi
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • May 2007
                                                        • 1110
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Useless talents.

                                                        I can do this.......
                                                        I love my son Auron

                                                        Epic thread killer

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                                                          • andili
                                                            FFR Veteran
                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 228
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Useless talents.

                                                            -_- i can burp whenever I want...and make it into alphabetical sounds >_>"

                                                            meh and my friend can lick elbow..
                                                            http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/some1_u_kno/Friends/IMG_3071.jpg

                                                            Originally posted by Tails99
                                                            Origami(paper folding)
                                                            same...

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