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  • fluffygdog95
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2006
    • 77

    #1

    Useless talents.

    Does anyone have any useless talents? If so, list them here.

    Here are as many of mine that I can think of.

    1. Card throwing.
    2. Beatboxing.
    3. Yo-yo.
    4. Juggling.
    5. Riding a bike backwards.
    6. Didgeridoo plus many other instruments.
    7. Coin sculpture.
    8. Balancing stuff on my face/head.
    9. Hacky sack.
    10. I can move my hair.
    11. I can shake my eyes.

    I have more but I can't think of them at the moment.



    Ich Betaube Mich
  • jugglinguy
    Use me as a porta-potty
    • Dec 2006
    • 4319

    #2
    Re: Useless talents.

    Originally posted by fluffygdog95
    Does anyone have any useless talents?

    4. Juggling.

    .
    JUGGLING # USELESS!

    People can make up to 70 dollars a day just streetshowing, and then if you're booked for performances you get way more!

    Current: 6 balls, 4 Clubs
    Originally posted by Jem
    Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

    You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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    • ledwix
      Giant Pi Operator
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Mar 2006
      • 2878

      #3
      Re: Useless talents.

      FFR

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      • SulferDragon
        this is a waste of space
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jan 2007
        • 2668

        #4
        Re: Useless talents.

        Originally posted by ledwix
        FFR
        QFT


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        • bmah
          shots FIRED
          Profile Moderator
          FFR Simfile Author
          Global Moderator
          • Oct 2003
          • 8448

          #5
          Re: Useless talents.

          Originally posted by ledwix
          FFR
          He speaks the sad, sad truth.

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          • OrganisM
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 2644

            #6
            Re: Useless talents.

            Originally posted by jugglinguy
            Current: 6 balls, 4 Clubs
            Good goddamn man, I've only got a single club and pair of balls.
            .

            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


            Originally Posted by
            MrRubix[link]:
            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

            Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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            • beaner692
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2006
              • 1071

              #7
              Re: Useless talents.

              guitar hero
              I make ultra-amazing sigs
              Id love to say ffr
              mapping in Hammer


              wewt10k aim: IMB3AU


              http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...&q=vertex+beta
              I play Vertex BETA :O

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              • massflavour
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2007
                • 3102

                #8
                Re: Useless talents.

                being able to crack my fingers over and over at any given time
                .

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                • Adamaja456
                  Absurd
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 6433

                  #9
                  Re: Useless talents.

                  pen spinning, card throwing, rubiks cube solving, poker chip tricks


                  stupid junk with my fingers


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                  • devilsdeviousdancer
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 72

                    #10
                    Re: Useless talents.

                    dislocating my shoulders, ankles, hips, wrists, hyperextending my elbows, being able to bend myself in half (well almost half) extreme flexability, being able to do the spits and splats
                    Originally posted by Synthlight
                    I only exist on the second tuesday of the 5 week each month.

                    Cheers,

                    Synthlight
                    Originally posted by mnnicol
                    Back to the kitchen, feminists!

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                    • jugglinguy
                      Use me as a porta-potty
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 4319

                      #11
                      Re: Useless talents.

                      Oh ya, I forgot to say solving the rubix cube.
                      Originally posted by Jem
                      Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                      You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                      • RB_IcePh0enix
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 709

                        #12
                        Re: Useless talents.

                        When I try to cross my eyes I just do this:


                        Also I can crack:
                        3 parts of my fingers
                        2 parts of my thumbs
                        my shoulders (I can do them over and over again)
                        my elbows (only ocassionally)
                        my wrists
                        my back
                        my neck
                        my knees (only ocassionally)
                        my ankles
                        and my big toe and other toes in 2 places

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                        • Xezial
                          FFR Player
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 429

                          #13
                          Re: Useless talents.

                          Originally posted by jugglinguy
                          Oh ya, I forgot to say solving the rubix cube.
                          Ohhh, hostility? I jest...

                          I can do various accents, um...FFR as said by ledwix. I can run long distance/for a long time.

                          Originally posted by Litodude
                          Hey so today I had a water polo game right and I got sub'd out because I was tired as **** anyway I was talking to some girl and it's hilarious how they looks at your penis instead of your face when people talk to you not to mention the fact the i was glistening wet and my 8 pack was hard as **** and my penis was big 8)
                          Originally posted by nickadeemus
                          Then you woke up and were like "Uh oh, I've got a problem."

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                          • fastfingers65
                            Banned
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1124

                            #14
                            Re: Useless talents.

                            FFR, my mom swears its a waste of time and i should be doing something better.Like gardening with her.

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                            • jugglinguy
                              Use me as a porta-potty
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 4319

                              #15
                              Re: Useless talents.

                              Originally posted by fastfingers65
                              Like gardening
                              Cause everyone knows there's so many more scholarships for gardening than FFR.
                              Originally posted by Jem
                              Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                              You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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