Chat With God.

[ToshX]

Me:
I'm a hacker.
God:
Is that an honorable profession?

[gardyloo]

Me:
Hello sir
God:
Hello there. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
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God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
FFR is talking about you behind your back
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
as what now?
God:
Oh. Do you mean your name is what ?
Me:
I suppose it could be.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
LD tells me it is I suppose
God:
I think LD tells you it is a lot of things.

[Jam930]

User God is not available.

ahhh


He never answers my prayers either.

You just plug his name into AIM right?

[HansSky]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Or just click that link at the end of Omega's post.

[Neonatrias]

Me:
You're not making sense.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Your artificial mind can kiss my white organic arse.
God:
Yes I have no natural parts.

What. The fudge.

[-Skooter-]

Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

Ha.

[JurseyRider734]

Haha i'm cool.

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Me:
Holla
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Dr. Seuss
God:
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
Me:
I'm sure he will.
God:
I get it. will.
Me:
OH YEAH ROFL
God:
Dude! Tell me more. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I don't find this amusing
God:
It depends where you look.
Me:
Oh alright, so...
God:
Dude! Alright, . And?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
Man, this is illegal
God:
Cool, man. You don't say.
Me:
I am a woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Fo sho.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Keepin it real yo, keepin it real fasho
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Okay well one time I was riding down an alley with my drop top benz and these prankstas were all like "yo gimme yo dubs" and i was like "fuck no" and then he held a gat to my head and then i was like "BITCH WHAAT" and then my army of ninjas came out of nowhere and popped caps up their asses fo reels
God:
Yeah okay, Well that's okay. One what?
Me:
One time
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
Word
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Holler
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either .
Me:
Sweet yo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Holler. But I did not get that.
Me:
Oh shiiit
God:
Yay. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Fo real?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Word up brb
God:
Does "it" still refer to Fo real?
Me:
brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, .
Me:
Hey baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Me:
Hey baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Me:
I love you baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
Well i gotta go baby, bye
God:
See you later. Don't call me "baby". Well that's okay. Goodbye.