KoL Clan

[Tank101]

What are the options TPS?

If it's just hardcore, then I guess Hardcore Disco Bandit 25 Pound Volleyball

[Tps222]

In the forums it says Acension should be ready in a couple of weeks.

YOu can carry 1 familar over, all your items and money get locked away for 1000 turns. During that time, no outside trading or mall buying is allwoed. If you go hardcore, you can never do that. You can keep 1 skill when you ascend. On your 2nd acension, you can keep another skill. Your allowed to switch classes when you ascend, so a good combo of skills. If you go hardcore, you get special prizes. Each time you acensed you can keep a skill.

[Tasselfoot]

1000 turns is only about 4 days though. little over 4 days.

[ckj846]

Wouldn't 1000 turns be around 15 days?
You only get 40 a day and you start out with 80.
Unless you eat food and drink I guess.
For acension, what level do you have to be?
Or is it when you beat the tower?
I think I will switch to sauceror so I can make a lot of food and I will keep my pastamancery skill.
O_o

[Tasselfoot]

40 turns + 3 for clan + 4 for meatmaid + 1 for dead guy's watch + 1 for each TP Bitchin' meat car = 50, base.

Throw in 23-26 for each TPS drink = aprox 100 + 2 for an imp ale = 152

5 Tofu Chow Mein @ 17 per = 85. That gives us a shade under 240 adventures per day. 235-240 figure, from randomness.


Not sure if/how any of you guys are getting more. And, in case anyone is wondering the cost of this... ~25k for meat maide, 1 time. 75k each TPBMC, 1 time. Watch is practically free, if you don't find one yourself. TPS is 5.2-5.5 mil, 1 time. Figure we're at 5.5 million flat cost. Throw in 9000 for each drink, 36,000. and 13,000 for each TCM. 65,000. Figure about 100,000 a day + 5.5 million up front, and you too can get 235-240 adventures a day.

now, clearly, most of us don't have the funds to keep this up for long. I know I only get about 40-45k a day adventuring. I have deep pockets right now, but, throw in the now 130,000 a day I'm giving to the Hall of the Legends of Old Times... I'm losing 120-150k a day. Guess I'll have to figure something out when I run out, or keep being smart in taking advantage of 10 meat sales.

Hope this guide helps.

Some cheaper alternatives for y'all involve drinks like horizontal tango, fuzzbump, ocean motion, etc... that give 13ish adventures each, and you can drink 4 of them + a white canadian. Some other cheaper foods that give good adventures are 3 pr0n chow a day + pizza, or even cheaper and less adventures are 2 hell ramen + pizza.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

where is the TPS located? Is it a matter of luck involved in finding it?

[Tps222]

I dont think you can find them anymore.

Tass, you wont have any money, it gets locked up, so you cant buy all those drinks and food.

[ckj846]

Thats right.
You won't even be able to get your original meat until after the 1000 adventures from what I have heard. I didn't really realize you could have so many adventures in one day!
O_o

[Tasselfoot]

Hmm... guess the 1000 turns will take longer then. Probably 15-17 days.

[User6773]

I know I only get about 40-45k a day adventuring.

Where do you adventure?

[Tps222]

Hole in the sky, airship, castle, hedgemaze.

190 adventures a day adds up.

[Tasselfoot]

WOO HOO!!!! Radio KoL ROCKS!!! I've gotten a Cheshire Bitten and Radio Button Candy from RKoL... 2 million meat is going to Chardish, 1 million to Whorli for helping me win the Cheshire Bitten... should be able to sell it for 18 million. Sold the Button Candy for 1.6 million and got a Dreidl with the exact amount.

You all should listen to Radio KoL!

[evilbutterfly]

How, Tass? What happened? And dude, don't sell the Chesire Bitten! Use it or give it to me!!! :P

[Omeganitros]

What's so great about the Chestire Bitten?

I don't see how anything beats the Cocoabo or Dreidl.

[User6773]

In the same night I won 1,000,000 meat, 1,000 foties, and a wang, and Whorli won a raindrop (new familiar of the month!)

FFR REPRAZENT