Away message same as Moogy.
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This one's a generic, but one of my favorites:
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2". -If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5". -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
Otherwise, I just generally tell people what I'm doing.Comment
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sup lolOriginally posted by ThEclipseComment
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away.Comment
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My friend had this one:
"Hot, Steamy Shower; soggy wet; naked body; care to join me?"
PS: Shes really hotComment
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Wow, that's hot.
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You win boi~Originally posted by ThEclipseComment
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-_-Originally posted by flypie743
Postwhore?
"I HATE YUO M0OGY"
-Allusion to "I hate yuo myg0t"Comment
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I usually pick one of the following randomly from my list.
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:f
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damn
that is a sweet earth you might say
ROUND
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LIGHTNING BOLT!
*throws pinecone*
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left claw north
RIGHT CLAW SOUTH
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Yeah, Mayl.
She just scream like a little girl and run away.
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PC Load Letter? The fuck does that mean?
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you can't rival me (no STOPPin')
you can't rival me (no STOPPin')
you can't rival me (you're DROPPin')
AINT NO STOPPIN' ME
NUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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There's others but I don't use them that often.
Yes, I get most of my "wit" from internet pop culture.I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.Comment
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I bet she's a whore.Originally posted by cardmaster5001
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The battle raged on and on
Fuelled by the venom of hatred for man
Consistently, without the eyes to see
By those who revel in sewer equally
We, the prosperity of the future seal
Cloaked by the thunders of the north wind
Born to capture the essence of
The trails of our kind
Zero tolerance must be issued forth
Behind the enemy's line
So it shall be written
And so it shall be done
This be mine sometimes
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PotGA by Dimmu Borgir? lol, nice. I love the background to that song.
And my messege is usually 'awayfk'Comment
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III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild... in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping... in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.
Signature subject to change.
THE ZERRRRRG.Comment
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I never use an away message. I just let everyone think I am still there when I am actually gone.
If I put an away message, no one messages me. Then again, no one messages me when I AM there anyway.
No one likes to message me.Comment
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