AIM Away Messages

[deltro300111]

Post your best!

"I'm asleep, or dead- whichever comforts you more."

[tsutter]

RE: AIM Away Messages

I usually use good ol' "asdf".

[deltro300111]

Wow, that's informative, and witty. XD, Not to mention original ^_^

[talisman]

"zug zug"

[Pooping_Panda]

"Droppin' a Deuce" XD

[nickadeemus]

Nick isn't here. Nick went away. Nick's gone.

[whorlichan]

This is my favorite one, that doesn't actually say where I am or what I'm doing:

Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.

[Squeek]

I have no really good away messages, but I do enjoy my profile.

"I have a profile."

~Squeek

[JurseyRider734]

My favorite away message is "deltro300111 sucks at life"

[deltro300111]

"Jurs- ender of posts"

LOCK ME!!!

[Rebirth0]

My favorite away message is "deltro300111 sucks at life"

You guys are still fighting? XD

My favorite one is probably this: Playing video games....you better not whore me with IMs to get me to come back faster, I'll probably not even hear the sounds from the IMs. AW FUCK! You screwed me up, jackass. LEAVE UNTIL I COME BACK.

I don't use it anymore though. And no, its not supposed to be funny.

[JurseyRider734]

That was the most retarded thing i've ever heard in my entire life. Please die.

[Rebirth0]

https://www.jurseyriderwins.com/owned/deltro300111

[GuidoHunter]

"God, I wish I had a pop-tart right now. Mmmmm...a sexy, frosted strawberry pop-tart. Augh, I can just feel that luscious filling warming my mouth and making my loins burn with excitement! If only I had that delicious fruit filling right now to rub all over my chest...and abdomen....and down.....down......down....... The
strawberry, the most sensual fruit. The anxiety of waiting wells up inside of me, drawing from every part of my being and condensing into a raging ball of desire! How much longer will it take? I want it now, all hot and juicy, but still it must get warmer and warmer, until-- There it is! It shoots into the air! The toaster expels it with great force from its raging insides, and cools... relaxes. I collapse to the floor with a smile on my face. Alas, this pop-tart will not be eaten, for now I am spent."

My first real attempt at metaphor. Now I just have to work on subtlety.

For when I'm playing Goa:

"What's my new destination? That's right, it's the Spice islands. Puerto Rico has been sufficiently colonized, and now my country has decided to take advantage of the rich spice islands. ::cracks knuckles:: If you'll excuse me, I have colonists to tax and exploit, missions to build, expeditions to fulfill, and rivals to beat, all for my glorious country!"

"Poetry is like a pile of burning humans on a sacrificial pyre. It's as revolting to the ears as the stench of charring skin is to the nose. The words of a poem rip through your skull like the pungent odor of scorching flesh and the screams of the innocent."

For when I'm napping:

"Ha! I laugh in the face of all forces whose sole purpose is to keep me from napping at this very moment. They underestimated my resolve, and for that they shall be shamed and humiliated every second that they gaze upon my unconscious body. Alas, their cause was a doomed one, but this shall be a lesson to all in the future, for many have the desire, but none have the strength."

Whenever I'm hating the fuck out of Bill or when I remember that my friend Daniel is hilarious:

"'I was looking at a map the other day, and Connecticut really sucks.'"

"Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4."

I also have a bunch of those deals about Texas colleges, but I won't post them, since they're long and most people wouldn't get the jokes. I have others, but most of them are links and song lyrics (Komm Susser Tod owns all). All the long ones were written by me and only me.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[ThEclipse]

"I am away from my computer right now."

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