AIM Away Messages

[GuidoHunter]

People who use the default away message lose..and make me cry..and suck at life.

COUGHLDCOUGH

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Anticrombie0909]

Favorites:

"I'm looking for myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you" (+major prop points to whoever can identify that first)

And my personal favorite:
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."

[ad0gg]

"asdf"

"blah"

" "

"<insert witty comment here>"

[flypie743]

I like this one a lot. It took ages to think of and I don't think any other away message will ever match this creativity.

"Shower."

[Afrobean]

I've stolen a few from in real life friends*. One of the best is this:

I'm white and I'm gonna keep it that way by hopping in the shower.

Thanks, Penis.

I don't use it often, because if I'm showering, I already put up an away for another reason, or my simple away that I stole from the same friend:

away

I suppose I'm most proud of my away message I made in a few minutes when I was going to go to Benihana.

Went to Benihana... oops...

Hopefully, you can all get that joke.

*Both of the aways listed there were stolen from a friend who I call Penis.

[Squeek]

My cousin's favorite.

BRB.

~Squeek

[ImEric12]

I usually just use "away", but I've had a special one up for the past 24 hours or so:
"I SAW MY INSIDES"


Because I got an ultrasound yesterday and now I know what my spleen, kidney, liver, pancreas, etc. look like. It are cool. (Oh, also, I'm not pregnant, and I don't have an aortic aneurysm.)

[stretchypanda]

"< -- angry panda"

"Maelzo (5:11:35 PM): this FFR is damn addictive"

"oh snaps we crashed into mont rushmr0ez! :O:O:O"

"Included in the TAG2K4 unofficial survey:

Hottest Girl RA
1) Brianne
2) Amanda
3) GuidoHunter/Walt

It's true."

Everything else is songs. And links to pictures of Guido and me.

[deltro300111]

"OMG I CAN TOUCH YOU FROM HERE"

"Yay for anuses"

"I love your armpits"

Always fun.

[lightdarkness]

Whatever the default one is.

[flypie743]

"OMG I CAN TOUCH YOU FROM HERE"

"Yay for anuses"

"I love your armpits"

Always fun.

Wow, do you have any friends IRL?

[Tasuke]

"I'm off doing something so deal with it.
wench"

that's my default away message.

[deltro300111]

"OMG I CAN TOUCH YOU FROM HERE"

"Yay for anuses"

"I love your armpits"

Always fun.

Wow, do you have any friends IRL?

Yes.

[jewpinthethird]

Current: "Remind me to change my away message"

Previous: "Failing Max 300" (because I was). "PORTUGAL SUCKS" (because it does).

[Tank101]

"Either taking a bath, or fighting off mutant aliens. If you happen to see laser beams flying from my house, then I'm probably taking a bath."