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  • JurseyRider734
    lil j the bad b-word
    • Aug 2003
    • 7506

    #1

    A little Christmas Help

    Okay, I know a bunch of you have already posted a 'Dear Mrs. Jursey's Mom, get her a puppy' thing...but I decided that I would make a thread for her so that there wouldn't be other posts off topic about it. Here's the deal: I'm trying to convince my parents to get me a puppy for Christmas, but they are being very mean about it and my mom keeps saying no, no matter what i do. I already offered to walk it twice a day, and feed it. This morning I spent 3 hours cleaning our kitchen out, including the microwave, refrigerator, counters, cabinets, pots, pans, dishes, windows, dishwasher, oven, and stove. I also organized a drawer that was completely messy. As you can probably tell I really want this puppy, so if you guys could help me persuade her into getting one for me, I would appreciate it. Just a little "Dear Jursey's mom, Let Jursey have the puppy she wants for Christmas. Love, (Insert name here or whatever). Yeah, I know this is lame, but I really want this damn puppy.
    Originally posted by Arch0wl
    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

    Originally posted by Afrobean
    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
  • ddrruler
    FFR Player
    • May 2004
    • 855

    #2
    RE: A little Christmas Help

    dear jurseys mom,
    get her a puppy

    sincerely,ddrruler

    P.S JURSEY STOP POSTING THE LINK TO THIS THREAD IN THE CHATROOM
    Mead is a | ******. |

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    • ImEric12
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2004
      • 1952

      #3
      RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

      Dear Jursey's mom, Let Jursey have a puppy that she really really wants for Christmas, or the heathens will descend upon Europe, and everyone there will die. :<

      Love, Eric.

      Edit: You should name the puppy something FFR related.

      :O you could name it R2

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      • tsutter
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2003
        • 2371

        #4
        RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

        GET THE DAMN PUPPY.

        Love,
        tsutter
        [02:02:16] <Hayden> i carry the plastic i make it spastic when i put it in ya moms ass boy her **** is elastic when im finished in knee that slut in the jaw snap her back in to pieces i lay down the law cuz i gots no respect fo that ***** elixers **** seeing as he got double dick ****ed on dust 2 by an ingram at long A in pit

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        • Boneti
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2003
          • 313

          #5
          maybe get a life ?
          boneti12345: youre a blind speedwhore hidden in the closet
          OrigamiKid86: LOL

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          • rdrew4
            Banned
            • Mar 2004
            • 263

            #6
            RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

            PUPPY 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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            • Tasselfoot
              Retired BOSS
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jul 2003
              • 25185

              #7
              RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

              Jursey's mom...

              if Jursey were to get a small animal, i feel that she would try and cook it like Chinese dinner.

              -Tass
              RIP

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              • alainbryden
                Seen your member
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2003
                • 2873

                #8
                RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                Eva is the coolest person in the world, she deserves a puppy.
                It will be great to see a puppy on Jursey's cam in the chat room all the time.
                Please give Eva a puppy for chrismas, it will make her a more compassionate child :P

                love, NEIGH













                PS Jursey, when they see this, you have to leave them alone for about a week before christmas, act like you've given up on the possibility of getting a puppy. They will be more inclined to give it to you then on christmas because it won't be "do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy?" "yes here's your puppy" and a feeling of obligation. It will be more of a surprise, and they'll feel less like they had to give you a puppy, or you would be mad, and more like they gave it to you when you weren't expecting it, and make them feel good about doing it.
                ~NEIGH

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                • JurseyRider734
                  lil j the bad b-word
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 7506

                  #9
                  RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                  I had a rabbit, he died last month. He was nine, but I didn't try to cook it.
                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                  • Xilo
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 101

                    #10
                    RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                    Dear Eva's Mommy...

                    Please Get her a puppy that would be awesome


                    ~Matt (Xilo)

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                    • jazzmosis
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 521

                      #11
                      RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                      Dear Eva's (Attractive) Mother,

                      I know you don't know me, but I've been watching you for some time now, and have come to realize that you must be very lonely taking care of only a husband and Eva. Eva is a perfect daughter, one that I hope to one day marry and own many puppies with. However, due to her puppy inexperience, and her large desire to own a puppy, I request that you "surprise" her with a puppy on Christmas morning. With her experience of owning this puppy, it will undoubtedly open the door for many more puppies in her life. And do you really want to be the one standing in the way of Eva's happiness? For the sake of your child's sanity and because you love her, I feel that a puppy would be the responsible decision in order to make your daughter happy.

                      Failing that, at least give her enough money to go out and buy a puppy behind your back.

                      Sincerely,

                      Jazz.

                      PS: I bought you a scarf but I don't ever see you wear it... how come?

                      Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                      <3 Jazzoo.

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                      • Tasselfoot
                        Retired BOSS
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 25185

                        #12
                        RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                        rabbit is quite tasty, actually...
                        RIP

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                        • JurseyRider734
                          lil j the bad b-word
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 7506

                          #13
                          Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                          rabbit is quite tasty, actually...

                          Oh, thats horrible =P
                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                          Originally posted by Afrobean
                          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                          • Freak83
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 3281

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                            Hello, how are you today?

                            A puppy would make her happy, that is a good thing.

                            - Freak83

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                            • Kenzya
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3411

                              #15
                              Dear parent and/or gaurdian,

                              Jursey wishes to procure a baby dog for Christmas. I suggest it would be an orgasmic idea if the puppy whas bought and shoved in a box for opening on Christmas.

                              Love,
                              Kenzya

                              One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
                              Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
                              I'm Still Alive

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