Okay, I know a bunch of you have already posted a 'Dear Mrs. Jursey's Mom, get her a puppy' thing...but I decided that I would make a thread for her so that there wouldn't be other posts off topic about it. Here's the deal: I'm trying to convince my parents to get me a puppy for Christmas, but they are being very mean about it and my mom keeps saying no, no matter what i do. I already offered to walk it twice a day, and feed it. This morning I spent 3 hours cleaning our kitchen out, including the microwave, refrigerator, counters, cabinets, pots, pans, dishes, windows, dishwasher, oven, and stove. I also organized a drawer that was completely messy. As you can probably tell I really want this puppy, so if you guys could help me persuade her into getting one for me, I would appreciate it. Just a little "Dear Jursey's mom, Let Jursey have the puppy she wants for Christmas. Love, (Insert name here or whatever). Yeah, I know this is lame, but I really want this damn puppy.
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A little Christmas Help
Originally posted by Arch0wlI'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by AfrobeanJust that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.Tags: None -
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Dear Jursey's mom, Let Jursey have a puppy that she really really wants for Christmas, or the heathens will descend upon Europe, and everyone there will die. :<
Love, Eric.
Edit: You should name the puppy something FFR related.
:O you could name it R2

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GET THE DAMN PUPPY.
Love,
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Jursey's mom...
if Jursey were to get a small animal, i feel that she would try and cook it like Chinese dinner.
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Eva is the coolest person in the world, she deserves a puppy.
It will be great to see a puppy on Jursey's cam in the chat room all the time.
Please give Eva a puppy for chrismas, it will make her a more compassionate child :P
love, NEIGH
PS Jursey, when they see this, you have to leave them alone for about a week before christmas, act like you've given up on the possibility of getting a puppy. They will be more inclined to give it to you then on christmas because it won't be "do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy?" "yes here's your puppy" and a feeling of obligation. It will be more of a surprise, and they'll feel less like they had to give you a puppy, or you would be mad, and more like they gave it to you when you weren't expecting it, and make them feel good about doing it.Comment
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I had a rabbit, he died last month. He was nine, but I didn't try to cook it.
Originally posted by Arch0wlI'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by AfrobeanJust that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.Comment
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Dear Eva's (Attractive) Mother,
I know you don't know me, but I've been watching you for some time now, and have come to realize that you must be very lonely taking care of only a husband and Eva. Eva is a perfect daughter, one that I hope to one day marry and own many puppies with. However, due to her puppy inexperience, and her large desire to own a puppy, I request that you "surprise" her with a puppy on Christmas morning. With her experience of owning this puppy, it will undoubtedly open the door for many more puppies in her life. And do you really want to be the one standing in the way of Eva's happiness? For the sake of your child's sanity and because you love her, I feel that a puppy would be the responsible decision in order to make your daughter happy.
Failing that, at least give her enough money to go out and buy a puppy behind your back.
Sincerely,
Jazz.
PS: I bought you a scarf but I don't ever see you wear it... how come?
Originally posted by JurseyRider734<3 Jazzoo.Comment
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Originally posted by Tasselfootrabbit is quite tasty, actually...
Oh, thats horrible =P
Originally posted by Arch0wlI'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by AfrobeanJust that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.Comment
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Dear parent and/or gaurdian,
Jursey wishes to procure a baby dog for Christmas. I suggest it would be an orgasmic idea if the puppy whas bought and shoved in a box for opening on Christmas.
Love,
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