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  • trillobyite
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 310
    #31
    Dear,


    Yeah. Puppy. Jurs. sure. I have no idea what we are doing. I'm tired. Oh, and dont get addicted to the puppy jurs. They look nice but they are evil in the inside they kill people and eat them like cannibals and hannibals.
    Every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lives here on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.
    http://obs.nineplanets.org/psc/pbd.html

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      • doggyhog2030
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2004
        • 4
        #32
        RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

        Dear jurseys mom, Ya i have a puppy too...they really arnt as much of a hastle as you think, they just lay there, and look cute...what more is there to ask for, so you comp it once in a while....and feed it, but thats like one minute a day to fill up its bowl. At the same time, you can teach it tricks when your bored. Jursey really wants this puppy, and if he is saying he can be responsible with it, you should maybe give him a try with it....Hope everything goes well (I suggest a Golden Retriever or a sheitzoo [however you spell the second one]) Golden retrieveres are extremly smart...but can grow bigger....shietzoo if treated nicly, will cozy up with you while watcing movie, and they dont grow big...meaning less food..meaning less $ so i would go with that....

        ~Good Luck

        ~Matt N (Massachusettes)

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          • Rynn
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2003
            • 3
            #33
            El Madre de la Jursoo-

            Please get Jursoo a new puppy and/or kitty. Because of the lack of a little pony named Loompkin in your daughter's life, she must have un perro. Hubert needs a new buddy, as does Jack. You wouldn't want to disappoint all these people, who want a Jursoo to have a puppy. Do you? Of course not. So get it. Now.

            Love from your new daughter named Rynnsoo

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              • JurseyRider734
                lil j the bad b-word
                • Aug 2003
                • 7506
                #34
                Thanks guys, I read her all of your letters. I think she's a little annoyed that I bugged her, but at least she'll know that I won't be the only one who will be disappointed if I don't get a puppy.

                <3
                Originally posted by Arch0wl
                I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                Originally posted by Afrobean
                Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                  • UWSTopGun
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 668
                    #35
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                    I keep bugging my parents saying im buying a cat for myself and if I can't you will pay for it.

                    Parents: No more cats, the fat cat we have will try to kill it and the dog will play with it so much it'll die.
                    Me: Who the fuck cares? I WANT MY GOD DAMN FUCKING CAT NOW!!!!!!


                    EDIT: LET AVA OR EVA GET THE PUPPPPPPPPY!

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                      • hydrojakep
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 2293
                        #36
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                        Show her my video again.



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                          • emccky
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 4811
                            #37
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                            Get her a puppy MOM

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                              • The_Q
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2004
                                • 4391
                                #38
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                                Dear Eva's Mom,

                                I need a new puppy to kick. Eva's should work well. Assuming she gets one. Buy it for her!

                                Q

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                                  • JurseyRider734
                                    lil j the bad b-word
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 7506
                                    #39
                                    RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                                    So I was like to my mom "Mom, now if you don't get me a puppy, 50 or more people will be disappointed and angry at you." and she says "Well you started it"

                                    So guys, if I don't get a puppy, you all have to come to my house as an angry mob and bang on the door.
                                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                      • imported_The_Creeper
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 14
                                        #40
                                        RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                                        ................yes..
                                        Some People are Alive Simply because its Illegal to Kill them.

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                                          • hydrojakep
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 2293
                                            #41
                                            RE: Re: RE: Re: A little Christmas Help

                                            -3 cool points.



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