A little Christmas Help

[Destruction]

Dear Jursey's mother,

Your daughter would really like a puppy for christmas, I think that she deserves one because she has been a very good girl this year, Also if you dont get her one she will beat me.
so for my sake I wish you would give her one.
thank you very much

Sincerely,


Des.

[fusi0n]

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Dear Jursey's mom,

If you get her a dog, I promise to consider not eating it.

lol (lots of love) ,

fusazn

[Spazzbite]

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Dear Jursey's Mom,

If you get her a dog, you can instantly watch a gigantic smile spread upon her face. I remember how happy I was when I got my first puppy, and it would be great if she could feel the same way that I did.

Drake "Spazzbite" Lock.

[tnyhwk900]

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Dear jursey's mom:

Get her the puppy.

Love, tnyhwk900

I am so goddamn original it shakes the earth with awesomeness.

[imported_The_Creeper]

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Dear Jurseys Mom:

I hate everyone. I hope they all die. I really hope they all die. Cos they suck. Mm. quite right. Oh, and, i hope they rot in hell. Sincerelyly, The Creeper.........................................................................................(ps i hope you all die :>) err...o mean.... dear jurseys mom: Thanks to jursey, i read the bible and pray every night. My grades are up and ive never been happier... *smiles and skips off with the bible under his right arm* oh, by the way., get her the puppy please. Other wise...*sniff* my dad....who died when i was four...and i miss him so much...well..he wont live happily up in heaven and i wont be able to die a peaceful death. So for Hitlers sake-- i mean, my sake,and evas sake, get her the puppy. I mean come on look at everyone elses posts! get her the puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tnyhwk900]

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WTF? The Creeper posted...

[justaguy]

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you posted wtf?

[JurseyRider734]

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Because I asked him to.

[Varia]

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In regards of the puppy:

Buy it for her.

[sleeplessdragn]

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to jursey's parents:

get her the puppy and i will make a song about it.

sleeplessdragn

[tnyhwk900]

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And SD makes some good stuff. Consider it your birthday present from FFR to you guys for making a girl's dream come true. Isn't that so sweet?

[flypie743]

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To whom it may concern (Jurs' 'rents):

Buy Jurs a puppy. Then convince my parents to let me get one. LOL THX 4 UR TIEM.

muhc luv (not rly--i dont no u)
flaipai

[qwertyddr]

dear jurs's mom
u should really get jurs the puppy for christmas because of all she has done extra in trying to earn one. it would make her da happiest ever =)
-qwerty

[ananana]

Dear Miss Halina,

Eva would like a Black Lab. Please get her one for she deserves it.

I used to have TWO! Both named Kelly. One was a boy and the other a girl. Kelly died of a heart attack and Kelly became a firedog because she was deaf.

Sincerely,
Ana

[Reim]

Dear Mr and Mrs Rider,

All the cuteness in your household has been concentrated into Ms.Jurs, and I would beleive that to prevent the earth and it's surroundings, ergo the universe, from imploding on itself due to the un-dilluded cuteness in your home, you must purchase Ms.Jurs a infant kaynine which would inevitably spread the cuteness concentration into two bodies of mass in your home, thus preventing the implosion of the universe. Now I know what you're thinking, "What's in it for me?" and I'll tell you. Have you ever dropped a morcel of food on the floor, and had to clean it up? Well I'll tell you, with a infant kaynine, or "puppy", will adorably eat the fallen edible material. Now it is in my best interest, aswell as yours, to prevent the implosion of the universe and tiny messes of food in the Riders' house.

Thank you for your time.
- Reimah cuteypernts snugglemuffin