Rap battle thread

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: Rap battle thread

That was for. Ssbmchamp

[top]

Re: Rap battle thread

not to fuck with the top tier, bitchass, get burned.

reference to me kthx

[Choofers]

Re: Rap battle thread

hey ev erybody welcome to my
rap about a guy
who is really good at sup
er smash brothers he's not poop
at the game he's really good actually
he's a champ actually

he tried to rap battle mi40 but
he got beaten so i guess the lesson is that he should stick to playing ssbm and not try to rap bat
tle anybody

what is wrong with me

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

Ji walked into the room after taking a nice dump.
He logged onto the forums while taking a sip of my Strawberry Cream Soda Shaq.
(Mind you, that is indeed some good stuff.)
He read Choofers' post and clicked on this audiobook 'Cetaka.'
He didn't expect much.
However, after a few seconds of listening, he was pleasantly surprised - he knew this would be a good night.

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

then ji did the stanky legg cause why not

[Coolboyrulez0]

Re: Rap battle thread

what is wrong with me

god fucking damn this good

[ssbmchamp]

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You guys make me laugh. "ssbmchamp" has no rhythm and can't rhyme blah blah blah....

problem with this thread is that when people write a rap battle you guys just read through it without knowing the flow that was intended. Also a large percentage of songs out today don't use exact rhymes, but rather pronounce words slightly differently to give you something that sounds very close. I would love to see you guys actually rap over an intrumental (to something you wrote). I Would bet majority of you would fail miserably and sound like your reading a book in a monotone voice.

[Charu]

Re: Rap battle thread

I see where this is goin'
Scary yes but it's the truth
Shit might come down, words throwin'
Sheeeeeit, why did I make a spook!

I may stink at rappin'
I'm guilty as charge, oho!
But dang I see some stabbin'
Yes sir, dohohoho

[benguino]

Re: Rap battle thread

lol, I'm so bad >.<

inb4 thread is locked
by a mod who wears green crocs
your epeen flocks
to the thought of cocks
docking at your front door
*knock knock* you're on the floor
gasping for air
trying to talk
but how do you fair?
SQUAWKITY SQUAWK says the penguin who doesn't freakin care...

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: Rap battle thread

You guys make me laugh. "ssbmchamp" has no rhythm and can't rhyme blah blah blah....

problem with this thread is that when people write a rap battle you guys just read through it without knowing the flow that was intended. Also a large percentage of songs out today don't use exact rhymes, but rather pronounce words slightly differently to give you something that sounds very close. I would love to see you guys actually rap over an intrumental (to something you wrote). I Would bet majority of you would fail miserably and sound like your reading a book in a monotone voice.

Adapt to your medium. If something is being read and not heard then you better damn well make it read how its intended to be read. If you write something and say out loud differently than how its written then that's a problem you have to fix.

By all means though record yourself rapping so we can stop bagging on you

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: Rap battle thread

Also pronouncing things differently is to rap as overlay is to FFR. Sure its a legitimate thing to do but its cheap

[YoshL]

Re: Rap battle thread

s-s-b-m-champ what the hell
you're still fighting though they've rang the bell
you've been knocked out, K.O.ed, slammed to the floor
straight beaten like some eggs from the grocery store
then served up for breakfast on a frying pan
but you've been burnt: go have a lie in the garbage can
cause it's where you belong, you have no place here
if you can't take the heat, then just disappear

k

[korny]

Re: Rap battle thread

Lots of arbitrary claims in here. Personally I was able to rap to Ssbmchamps second rap after briefly skimming over it and think its better than anything mi40 wrote especially flow wise. Lyrical content on both ends is whatever, but I don't see how Ssbm champ "lost" anything. Enlighten me.

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: Rap battle thread

theyre probably still associating him with what he was doing in a limerick contest that was held in another thread which is where my self quote is from

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

it's almost like 'but im not a rapper' wasnt understood

dam sick r a p p e r s in here freestyle contest winners i bet