Rap battle thread

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

i tried man, forgive me
i didnt grow up watching freestyle battles in the backalley

[Choofers]

Re: Rap battle thread

i play stepmania
make ya go insaneia
like my favorite glove file
odi, i'm playin ya

[mi40]

Re: Rap battle thread

i play stepmania
make ya go insaneia
like my favorite glove file
odi, i'm playin ya

[cetaka]

Re: Rap battle thread

at least you can read half, and for that i thank you.

do you have videos
i have demons inside of me
of friendlies or something of you playing
the demons are trapped inside of me
melee cause id be interested
the demons are from stuff tha thpapened to me as child
in watching them especially if you main capt falc

[ssbmchamp]

Re: Rap battle thread

do you have videos
i have demons inside of me
of friendlies or something of you playing
the demons are trapped inside of me
melee cause id be interested
the demons are from stuff tha thpapened to me as child
in watching them especially if you main capt falc

That was the most awkward thing I've ever read
my main aint falcon but rather marth instead
but that doesn't mean i'm not good with the captain
think you can beat me, no chance it will happen
i'll be tappin' the c-stick, and beat your ass real quick
i'm nasty at melee, you aint faster than me prick
so think what you want, but don't keep your hopes high
i'll 5 stock you easy with anyone, no lie.

[cetaka]

Re: Rap battle thread

um look dude i didnt say i could beat you i asked if there was footage of your play wtf is wrong with you

[YoshL]

Re: Rap battle thread

super smash noob talk here let's troll
with the constant shield grabbing and all them rolls
can't be a winner if you rely on that c-stick
grabbin and tappin it like your tiny dick
cause size, speed, and technique matter dude
got no DI? you're dead. fucking screwed.
You talk about speed? Try reading the tiers
fox rapes your ass, makes you disappear.
don't even talk trash until you've got some cred
try winning some major competition instead
Can't even talk the talk, you've got nothing to prove
but prove me wrong man. show me your moves.

[YoshL]

Re: Rap battle thread

p.s. in competitive melee, if you talk about your c-stick skills, you're going to be raped very brutally. just saying

[xVaLoRx]

Re: Rap battle thread

yo ssbmchamp
i bet ur mother is a tramp

i win

[ssbmchamp]

Re: Rap battle thread

um look dude i didnt say i could beat you i asked if there was footage of your play wtf is wrong with you

-I have no footage
-I did play in a NY State tourney back in '05 (when I was good) and came in 2nd.
-I'm nowhere near as good as I used to be but I can still do well in that game
-This is a rap battle thread, and I was just messin' around, get some thicker skin if you can't take a joke.

p.s. in competitive melee, if you talk about your c-stick skills, you're going to be raped very brutally. just saying

"C-Stick" was used simply for rhyming purposes. I'm not stupid I know the tiers, tactics, etc. of that game.

[ssbmchamp]

Re: Rap battle thread

yo ssbmchamp
i bet ur mother is a tramp

i win

yo xVaLoRx
your mother is a pretty nice gal for sex.

you lose.

[xVaLoRx]

Re: Rap battle thread

the x's are silent idiot

[ssbmchamp]

Re: Rap battle thread

the x's are silent idiot

my deepest apologies to you mr. valor
but it still doesn't change that your moms a good gal for
sex on the corner, how much she on sale for?

[top]

Re: Rap battle thread

catch me online i'll catch you on the streets
you think you come at me? beat it freak
can't see me standin on the pedestal
only way you make it's if you talkin cheap
get out my face with your beef
i'll be goin ham, won't be cooked,
so i look at you and see crooked,
serve it raw and make you look stupid,
rhymes like water they so fluent
stick a fork in you start chewin
fooey, spit you out i can't chew it
i can't tell ya what i'm doin
so fuckin chill i drink coolant
glance at me and seein ruins
blowin shit up when i lose it
catchin flak when i'm spittin
it's written in hieroglyphics
i'm the king and you the servant
you can tell cause i'm so fervent
learnin that you lurkin, i strike,
see the beast and you fly,
look me in the eyes and it's like,
tuck them covers in it's goodnight

btw it's to this amazing beat
https://soundcloud.com/ohdofficial/burn

[Reincarnate]

Re: Rap battle thread

hit it a little
hit it a lot
hit it to the parking lot
does it count to rhyme the same word
with the same word i don't know