Scenes From a Hat

[Ravia]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

The good news: Your son is innocent of murder.

The bad news: He died of asphyxiation right after the lie detector test.

[madmatt621]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

The good news: If everyone in this thread were 10 years older, it might be funny.

The bad news: They aren't.

That is very true.

[silentwind2]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

the bad: your wife was in a horrible accident. she is in a vegetative state. you will have to care for her 24/7 for the rest of her life, or yours, whichever finishes sooner.

the good: just kidding she's dead

i know it's old, but...

[madmatt621]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

What George W. Bush is really thinking during Cabinet meetings

[Ravia]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

*Nothing in his head*

[madmatt621]

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"There isn't even a cabinet in here."

[Shadowlessheart]

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"Hmmm...yeah...I guess I really do look like a monkey"

[sammo123]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

i like ham i like ham i think my daughter is hot

[rollerhockey97]

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Okay... which one of these guys is the Cop checking for seatbelts?

[MeaCulpa]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

Does this suit make me look fat?

[solopro]

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What are these guys talking about?

[candycutie]

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"lets send 5,000 more troops to Iraq!!"

[argo15]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

"Is dick here? Oh and I hope Chaney doesn't come."

[Shadowlessheart]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

"I just made it through that sentence...niiiiiiifty"

[jhildred]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

You look so God damn sexy tonight.