Scenes From a Hat

[smartdude1212]

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So now they decide to make movies about us ever since global warming became such a big issue.

[madmatt621]

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Strange causes to raise money


EDIT: Come on guys. Make these as funny as you can.

[smartdude1212]

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Hi I lost all my money in a car accident because my house burned down and I need to buy a new thong this one feels like it's raping my ass so put some money in my beer can after I finish drinking out of it and I won't have to follow you home.

[Shadowlessheart]

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"What's this cause for again"
"To make my Pimp happy"
"Wait your a whore"
"no....*takes wallet*"


YEah it's weak...but this is so fkn hard▼

[callum111]

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*fake cough* will you please get me 1,000 Dollars so my family can buy a new member? I'm dying in about *falls and pretends to die*

[csoup1414]

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FFR is sending out a full line of school supplies and we need YOUR help to make it happen
well, this is actually kind of a reality lol

[smartdude1212]

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Hello, may I please have sex with you for money so I can pay that hooker over there to have sex with me?

[madmatt621]

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Trivial reasons to hold news conferences

[solopro]

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I brought you all here today for one reason:

I got my first kiss.

Any questions?

[Ravia]

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Attention all newscasters, especially Olivia Tanner:
I HATE YOU OLIVIA TANNER!
Questions?

[madmatt621]

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Odd things to see written on highway warning signs

[Ravia]

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*Ravia is driving along a highway. A red diamond sign reads:*
"Remember kids, The Dukes of Hazzard was a TV show. Their cliffs weren't like the 90 degree, 7000-foot deep one you've just driven over."

[Meatyguy]

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Warning: Ravia is on the highway!

[callum111]

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Warning: This sign eats fish.

Callum111: what the hell? Then why am I a fish and driving here?

[smartdude1212]

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Pornographic billboards ahead. Proceed with caution.