Scenes From a Hat

[Relambrien]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

"Once upon a time there was a turkey. The turkey ate everything in sight until one day it gorged itself on a tree. If you had time to read this entire sign, you're driving WAY TOO FREAKING SLOW!"

[madmatt621]

Re: Scenes From a Hat

Pornographic billboards ahead. Proceed with caution.

That's the kind of funny I'm looking for.

[callum111]

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Warning: Do you want to go on a rollercoaster? THEN GO FASTER ALREADY!

[sc979]

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Warning: Pothole ahead, 5 ft.

[Meatyguy]

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Warning: Elders ahead, speed limit 100 mph

[paranoiaddr]

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This.

[solopro]

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*Sean is driving down I5 in Los Angeles*

Warning: Gangsters in your mirrors may be closer than they appear.

*puzzled*

What the Hell will I need this fo...*gets shot*

[callum111]

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Warning: You want to eat chicken? THEN GET YO CHICKEN!

*a bunch of chickens get thrown on the car*

Oh crap...

[MeaCulpa]

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Sorry about that pothole back there.

[paranoiaddr]

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You missed your exit.

Welcome to Texas.

[Meatyguy]

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Warning: Minefield ahead

[madmatt621]

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*Look in your back seat*

[madmatt621]

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The good news and the bad news

edit: double post

[Shadowlessheart]

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The Bad News is, you're gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life...The Good News...least I ain't you

[MalReynolds]

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The good news: If everyone in this thread were 10 years older, it might be funny.

The bad news: They aren't.