This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop - I miss my first mop...but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you, 'cause life is like a mop...and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. You-you-you've gotta clean it out. You-you-you've gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. An-and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad, you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You've gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know and you gotta, you gotta really scrub. You gotta, you gotta get it off! You gotta really try to get it off! And if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta, you better stand right up, you-you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:
Spatula City! Spatula City!
A giant wearhouse of spatulas for every occasion
Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and color
And because we eliminate the middle man
We can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you
Where do you go when you wanna buy name brand spatulas
At a fraction of retail cost?
Spatula City! Spatula City!
And this weekend only, take advantage of our giant liquidation sale
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny!
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents
And what better way to say, "I Love You" than with the gift of a spatula?
Spatula City! Spatula City!
"Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company"
Spatula City! Seven locations. We're in the yellow pages under spatulas
"My, where did you get that lovely spatula?"
Spatula City, we sell spatulas...and that's all!
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