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[Takisho]

We are the cartoon her-oes a woh-ooh! {Insert above Moogy's :P }

[hydrojakep]

Dos personas murieron al derrumbarse un edificio en la localidad de Paso Robles luego que un poderoso sismo sacudió la región central de California.

El terremoto, de magnitud estimada preliminarmente en 6,5, ocurrió el lunes a las 2:15 p.m. hora del este de Estado UnidosNicole Kidman estuvo en Sydney, la ciudad donde creció, para asistir al estreno australiano de "Cold Mountain", el filme que algunos expertos creen podría darle otro premio de la Academia, como el que ganó por su papel como la atormentada escritora Virginia Woolf en "Las horas". El reinado del grupo musical Outkast sigue firme, no todo son malas noticias para la familia Jackson y el actor Harry Connick Jr. se prepara para su próxima película. Estas son algunas de las novedades de Hollywood Hoy.

[Takisho]

A Day in Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

[hydrojakep]

one fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to Back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot the other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and went to kill the two dead boys. If you dont believe these lies are true, then ask the blind man, kuz he saw it too.

[Takisho]

New Joyzee

[hydrojakep]

What exactly is a fart? The word "FART" can stand for: Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor. Farting, also known as flatulence, is the act of passing intestinal gas from the anus. Intestinal gas comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas that seeps into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts. Burps are not farts that come out your mouth. They have to do with your stomach.

[qualy]

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[bballplaya]

hi

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[Takisho]

[qualy]

Rawr.

[hydrojakep]

yes, the equasion is pie.

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[naijen]

I eat various bags of dicks.

[aleco]

Come on, put your backs into it!

[Takisho]

Chocolate-flavored chicken-eating 3-antlered platypus.