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[Anticrombie0909]

o rly

[punkrockdabomb]

nop

[flypie743]

I went hi

[CypherToorima]

Jumper is a fun game

[flypie743]

Bouncer is super fun game

[TACODUDE]

I like cheese.

[Squeek]

PISTACHIO PUDDING. As typed out by Squeek.

November

It's a balmy November day and for fun I decided to buy a balmy November jacket. I find one that fits great and the salesguy thinks so too.
"You're number 1, yea!"
These days are slow so I do a word search puzzle called "At the Zoo". I end up going crazy because I can't find the word "Lobster". Finally the hill opens and I get to go snowboarding. I drink tea in

December

And I pretend that my banana is a cellphone while sitting on the chairlift with complete strangers. They think I'm crazy and I think they're investment bankers. OBVIOUSLY I fire the guy I'm talking to.
"You're fired!"
In comes

January

And I go snowboarding with friends. We give each other high-fives and yell "Whoo".
"Whoo!"
"Whoo!"
One of them falls in the lift line and I use my favorite joke, "Don't move I'll get ski patrol!". Noone thinks it's funny but me and a young lady is holding a small penguin; I don't know why. I wake up and it's

February

I suspect more frequently that the dark lord Sauron, after failing with rings, has moved onto dinner spoons. I recycle these spoons because I'm responsible and because a monkey falls over in

March

My friends and I find ourselves sliding around in a generally downward direction and I learn a valuable lesson regarding banana peels and me sliding on them. Then, while walking down a valley trail my balmy November jacket gets pickpocketed and I don't even notice until it's too late. So I go to the rendevous in

April

Where I and a friend drink some tea and have in-depth arguments about the smurfs. To settle our dispute we decide to have an indian leg wrestle. My friend cheats and wins, so I pour pepper into his tea. Someone tries to tell me that the worker's uniforms are baby blue when they're OBVIOUSLY teal and it's

May!

I showboard on "Whistler" and while riding up the T-bar I fantasize about a reverse-gravity suit that when you turn it on would let you ride up the mountain. But then I realized that by reversing gravity you would actually just fall straight up into the sky so nevermind. It's

June

And I'm watching the movie "The Ring". Halfway through I get a strange telephone call where a soft voice says to me,
"Seven Days..."
I tell them I think they have the wrong number and too much Pistachio Pudding makes me feel sick. I walk out my front door and it's

July

I go snowboarding on the glacier where I'm attacked by a snow walrus disguised as one of my friends. I go to "Java" and while some guy squirts milk out his eyeball and eats a sausage roll, I eat a cookie and talk with some old rusted slinky who challenges me to a race up some stairs. Then I slip and hit my face. The slinky wins but I suspect foul play. I go to the lake, because it's

August

And I need a quick cool-down. Unfortunately the beach is packed with people and I'm starting to feel a little desperate in

September

Although riding on leaves is fun I go for a stroll through the village and it's dead. An old friend calls me and says we have to talk to se grab some slurpees and head out for some late-night lunging down the valley trail. Lunging really is sensational, especially in

October

When, I decide that after nearly a year off it's time for me to re-embark upon the quest for the ever-elusive "Lobster". That's when it hit me. Lobster. Lobster! L-o-b-s-t-e-r, lobster, yes, but also, Streblo. Or, STREBLO!
"Streblo..."
Finally I can see what's going on here with the Santa Claus and the foggy park and the blueberry muffin and the drinking of the tea and the pet rock and the crazy orangutan.
"Streblo."
"Streblo."
"Streblo!"
"Streblo."

Man, that's way too much typing.

~Squeek

[noviceanimeartist]

so many brains, so little IQ.

[FishFishRevolution]

There's a beetle on the ceiling.

[flypie743]

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[qualy]

Jumper is a fun game

Bouncer is super fun game

RELEVANCE!!!111one

[noviceanimeartist]

MMmmmmmmmmm teh

[Telvanni_guard]

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There's a blanket under my bed.

[dissed11]

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You know, I really think that the country's oil problem is being taken too seriously.

[JenovaSephiroth]

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I'm a little newbie, short and stout
Here is my nexus, here is my scout.
When I'm getting ling rushed, hear me shout
SEND SOME MARINES TO HELP ME OUT!