Riddles!!!

[pntballa18]

READ ALL OF THE PAGES PLEASE.

And Weatherman, you can't just add more riddles because you want to feel special and still be in charge. And these are'nt even riddles. These are math questions and name that tune games.

[weatherman14]

Sk8er got it right, 79 is the correct answer!!!

and just to comply with all of paintballa's lighted signs, plackards, signatures, avatars, and messages; if you come back soon, it will be your turn to give us a riddle! Congratulations!


MATHN3RD,
DtW

[pntballa18]

Why do I make a riddle? I didnt get any of the riddles right.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

pntballa can do my riddle because i don't have one

[pntballa18]

I don't have one either.

[Spazzbite]

I'll post one, this is a good one.



Looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . "

You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again

"Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?

[nickadeemus]

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

[pntballa18]

I've heard this one before, but I could never get it. This sounds like a good answer though.

[Spazzbite]

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

Bingo.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

damnit you beat me to it.

and that was a good one spazz

[weatherman14]

very nice.

[nickadeemus]

K I guess it's my turn.

Ahem:
A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $100 bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Beatrice Graham-Davis."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

[JurseyRider734]

The Beatrice Graham-Davis song.

[Tank101]

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Beatrice Graham-Davis,
Happy Birthday to you.

[nickadeemus]

Tank wins.