Riddles!!!

[Schrammbledeggs]

stupidest riddle i've ever heard

[Layla-Day]

ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

a splinter?

[Twilight_Overlord]

A mom had 13 children. Half were girls. wtf is going on?

[blargherness]

all of them are girls, so technically, half are girls.
to the made-of-wood problem, it reminded me of a different riddle with similar description (sort of), so i'm gonna say coffin.

[glaexeaus]

OOh I got some that are actually puzzles but whatever.

1)(This is really retarded who could possibly get this with the answer i found?) There is a dead guy on the ground with a small straw in his hand. How did he get there?

2)The day before yesterday, Jimmy was 7. Next year, he will be 10. How is this possible?

3)Three really smart kids sit in a triangle so they can see each other. They are: Woody, Wendy, and Windy. The teacher says:"I have here 3 white spots and 2 black. I will place one on each of your foreheads so you can see the other's spots, but not your own. The first to tell me what their own spot is wins. You may not talk or communicate in anyway."
She placed a white spot on each of their foreheads and did not tell them.
After a while, Wendy stood up and said: I'm a white spot!". How did she know?
She did NOT guess.

[Necamus]

1)I have no freaking clue. That is really weird.

2)Jimmy's birthday is the last day in December. Today is January 1st. So, two days ago, he was still seven. Now he is eight. Later this year he will be nine. At the end of next year, but still before the New Year, he will be ten.

3)She could not have had a black spot, and I will explain.

Let us say, theoretically, she had a black spot.
Now, both Windy and Woody know that there is only one black spot left. Woody and Windy would not actually know what color spot they had. But Woody knows that if he was also a black spot, Windy would have already stood up and said he was a white spot, since there are only two blacks. This means that Woody is not a black spot, because Windy did not stand up. This also works in reverse. This means that, if Wendy was a black spot, Woody and Windy would have both known that they themselves were white spots. And since neither of them stood up, Wendy realized that she could not possibly be a black spot. Technically, they all could have figured out they were all white spots. Seems Wendy is just the fastest.

I explained that horribly, but you might get what I mean.

[ruifio894]

What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

Money?

[glaexeaus]

2)Jimmy's birthday is the last day in December. Today is January 1st. So, two days ago, he was still seven. Now he is eight. Later this year he will be nine. At the end of next year, but still before the New Year, he will be ten.

3)She could not have had a black spot, and I will explain.

Let us say, theoretically, she had a black spot.
Now, both Windy and Woody know that there is only one black spot left. Woody and Windy would not actually know what color spot they had. But Woody knows that if he was also a black spot, Windy would have already stood up and said he was a white spot, since there are only two blacks. This means that Woody is not a black spot, because Windy did not stand up. This also works in reverse. This means that, if Wendy was a black spot, Woody and Windy would have both known that they themselves were white spots. And since neither of them stood up, Wendy realized that she could not possibly be a black spot. Technically, they all could have figured out they were all white spots. Seems Wendy is just the fastest.

I explained that horribly, but you might get what I mean.

My God you got them. My teacher couldn't even get it.
I doubt anyone will get the first one.

[AiRlocked]

1)(This is really retarded who could possibly get this with the answer i found?) There is a dead guy on the ground with a small straw in his hand. How did he get there?

he lost..... I know it sounds stupid, but its like he and his friends were drawing straws and he got the short one

[glaexeaus]

...Yup.
The answer I got was some thing like:
He and his freinds were on a hot air baloon and they were losing altitude. They ran out of things to throw off, so they drew straws. The guy got the shortest straw so he lost so he was thrown off.

Stupid, huh?

[Necamus]

Are you serious? I was going to say something about drawing straws, but it seemed too retarded...crap...I could have been 3 for 3.

And as for this one:

What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

The answer is .... Nothing.

[Demon_Of_The_Comet]

I got a riddle from my Geometry class last year:

There's a man named Charlie, he's wanted in 3 states. What states are they?

No one's gonna get this.

[Necamus]

Re: Riddles!!!

I have no clue...but I have a feeling you don't mean states as in United States of America. More like states of being. Then again, I could be wrong.

[glaexeaus]

Re: Riddles!!!

I was thinking that but couldn't word it.