Alien Abduction Competition

[jewpinthethird]

Basically we will see who can write the most messed up Alien Abduction story. All those who want to be entered into the competition just post saying so.

Then we will post the stories and everybody can vote for who's is the best.

Dont vote yet either.

[scorpio1690]

I'll be entering of course, with my twisted mind I at least stand a chance, now just give me some time to think of one, it won't take long

One night my friends and I were sleeping out on my trampoline on a mild summer night. One of my friends,Andrew, says,"Hey guys, do you think there's any other life out there?". We all thought about in depth and I finally replied,"You know, with billions of other solar systems there just has to be, we can't be the only planet that supports life." We all had some fun picking on Graeme and playing on the tramp and we eventually fell asleep later that night.

All of a sudden I wake up and all I hear is blood curdling screams as if people were being tortured right beside me, and then I could feel claws, digging into my skin, ripping down my back, I screamed but no sounds came out. I tried to run, but felt trapped and couldn't move as if bined by ropes. I felt like my eyes were burning and that my flesh was being dipped in acid. I tried to open my eyes but whenever I felt air on them it burnt. I could hear the screams of the others, I recognized their yells and pleads for mercy but whatever was doing this wouldn't stop. Then, the screams stopped, everything went white. And then, I could see, I looked around me, it was pitch black, but I could see, my friends were there, they were sweating and panting, staring at me in horror and fear. I looked down at myself, I had been mutated somehow, my skin had gone a colour in which words cannot even describe. I looked behind me, and saw the most hideous thing I had ever seen, eyes, no, it didn't have any, it was.... Almost as if god did not want it to live, it had teeth, horrendous teeth, with drool, drool that smelt of rotting flesh, a round head, almost a perefect sphere, it did have hands, though they only had three fingers, each with claws, claws red with blood and flesh caught beneath them, they had a torso but didn't hae legs, their body was as disgusting as the rest of it, all slimy and when it moved it's muscles twitched.

It came closer to me, I tried to back away but it had control of me somehow. It came up right in front of me, I could smell the disgusting smell of it's breath. It smelt like death..... Then, a beautiful sound came from nowhere, it was like an angel was singing. I understood it. It seemed to say that we were going to die and there was nothing we could do. I tried to ask it what was going on but then, it disappeared. We were back on the trampoline. I was awake, everyone else was asleep. I went back to sleep, it was all a dream I told myself.

Then, the next week, strange sightings started appearing on the news, ships started appearing, unnatural deaths, we were scared. Then, my friend disappeared and we never saw him again. Then, there was a war, of these beings of other planets and us. The planet was gone, we were all dead, and then, I saw the alien again. It came over to me and then, opened it's mouth, I felt as if something were being ripped from my body, as if my goodness was being torn away and I couldn't do anything, then, it screeched a horrible sound. I was confused, then everything went black, all I knew was pain. I didn't see my friends again. I was of a higher state, who needs friends. I had died, and become recycled. I had become one of them. Destroying planets, eating souls, killing all

ps. And I know it isn't that good, I came up with it on the spot

[ROCKETs]

made by ROCKETs at 2:18 am PST Wednesday, July 9th

this is the closest i ever came to an abduction:

it was a dark and stormy night. well...maybe it wasn't that stormy...and it was about 3 pm...but let us pretend it was!

anyways, there i was, sweeping a load burning cow shat (courtesy of sendashit.com) under my boss' desk (happy birthday, btw), when all of a sudden, a strange noise entered through my left ear and exited out my right. of course, being a deaf idiot as my parents always say, i completely ignored it.

however, whatever made that really stupid noise wanted me to hear it, so it shoved a funnel into my ear and repeated. "Prepare to be abducted, meddling human!"

But I deliberately heard "Prepare twenty ducks for Mr. George Foreman?", and said so myself.

The alien looked like a cross between the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Jabba the Pizza Hut. It's pea-sized eyes glittered threateningly in my general direction...almost as if it wanted to give me detention but didn't have the energy to do so. The saliva falling from its mouth dripped to the beat of DUB-I-DUB, and its feet slightly jiggled...like Jello. It had globs of salami and pineapple trickled over its otherwise bald head, and every few seconds, a sound oddly reminiscent of thunder erupted from his rear end.

I was more than slightly repulsed at the sight of the fellow, and was about to admit such, when do my dismay (or not), i fell unconscious.

When i awoke i was strapped to a highly uncomfortable office chair, my face plastered to a few envelops. An alien stood over me , whip in hand. "Aren't you disappointed in yourself? Now you'll have to make up during overtime! Now, FINISH STUFFING THOSE ENVELOPES! they need to be out by tomorrow...blahblablah" At that moment, and that moment only, i realized i wasn't wearing my glasses.

After putting them on the hazy alien came into focus. It was just my manager, the one with the bad dye job (don't we all have one of those).

Until this day, I don't know if I had been abducted, or if it was just a dream induced by envelop stuffing.

[ROCKETs]

yeah, in a vote of alien abductee stories, i'd let ferris buellers day off win

[scorpio1690]

I'd let the whole, death, soul eating, pain beyond all reason fugged up story win lol

[ROCKETs]

yeah, i have to admit that was pretty good...especially the

"Then, a beautiful sound came from nowhere, it was like an angel was singing. I understood it. It seemed to say that we were going to die and there was nothing we could do"

part

[scorpio1690]

....Are you being sarcastic.....?It's kinda hard to tell because of the whole message posting typing thing...

[ROCKETs]

well, i generally am sarcastic...but i thought that angelic voice saying DIE was pretty humorous...

why are you up this late?

[scorpio1690]

It's only 2:40, it's not THAT late, even though everyone on my msn contact list is asleep.....I'm a night owl.....

[ROCKETs]

yeah, really should be "why are you up so early". on average i'm up to 4:30-5 am, then get up at 8 am

most people don't have such a schedule, so that's why i use the term "late"

[scorpio1690]

I usually end up going to bed around 4 or so, I have to go to bed before my dad gets up or else he gets mad, I think we should stop whoring, we'll get in trouble...

[ROCKETs]

yeah, i've never felt more like a whore in my entire life

END

[jewpinthethird]

okay....I'm deleting the Poll UNTIL ALL THE STORIES ARE POST.

I will also go through and delete all the other posts that arent stories.

[scorpio1690]

No, don't delete the poll! I'm winning!!

[freaknacage]

my my aren't we selfish