Alien Abduction Competition

[tnyhwk900]

i knooow where you liiiiive...

[Quizkid23]

Is anyone gonna comment on my story? That took me like 20 minutes!!

[scorpio1690]

And you think mine took any less?! I slaved over this keyboard, when I got cut by that hidden shard of glass did I stop?! NO! I kept on goin, but in the end no one even said I won! *sniff* *sniff* I HATE YOU ALL! *runs out of room* *maniacal laughter*

[tnyhwk900]

We feel for you, Scorpio. We really do.
As for Quizkid:
We feel for you, Quizkid. We really *s******* do.









WHO AM I KIDDING? I WRITE STORY! *bangs head on keyboard*
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Yes. I WIN! HAHAHAHA!

[bballplaya]

I'll enter.

One night I lay awake thinking about life beyond Earth. Then a giant Teletubbie-like creature came into my room from the ceiling and started singing the Barney song while it was ripping me to shreds. Then a Barney-like creature starting singing the Teletubbies goodbye song and then killed the Teletubbie and me.
The End

[Quizkid23]

Gay.

[the_unda_doggz]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

I was sitting in my cimputer room playing ffr when sc979 started scolding me for bumping... Just then an alien abducted me and made me bump the oldest thread in the ''Games'' thread... *cries!*

[Doug31]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

Don't bump old topics!

[the_unda_doggz]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

Well, what if the topic was actually a good one?

[Doug31]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

It doesn't really matter. Just stop bumping old topics.

[the_unda_doggz]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

Why does it matter?

[the_unda_doggz]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

Yea, well, whatever... I am going to play some Maple Story...

[BLAZZE-]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Doug31]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

Gahhhh, just read the rules: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...t.php?f=30&a=1

[owmyheadisonfire]

Re: Alien Abduction Competition

One evening, I was looking out the window at the sea of gynocologists below me, when I saw something quite amiss.
A dentist.
A dentist! In a sea of gynocologists! What is this world coming to?
Suddenly, the dentist looked up, straight at me!!!

I pulled back, shaken. No one ever looked at me. Not while I was knitting, in any case.
I soon pushed it to the back of my mind. There were more pressing matters at hand.
Like how I was in pursuit of the perfect flambe.

My scarf mumbled uneasily. "This isn't the right time, nor the right place," it intoned.
"Shh! You're wrecking the mood!" I retorted.

Then Zim came and ate me.

~le fin