Alien Abduction Competition

[Yanah_the_Master]

hmmm

one night I was watching Coast to Coast with Space Ghose and then that bug dude jumped out of the TV and ate my eyeballs so I couldn't see what they were doing. then I felt a large pointy thing go up my ass and i screamed out "GET THAT FUCKING PROBE OUTTA MY ASS" but it was too late and the sharp end cut open my intestines, leaking shit all over my guts. then I felt a sucking feeling on my belly button and the next thing I know I was dead cause my organs were gone... then I woke up and realized it was a dream and that i shouldn't watch that show any more, but then it DID happen and when my guts were removed I was ot dead, but when I moved I exploded. Then I was dead. Then I woke up to and alien standing over me with a blunt probe up my ass and i yelled GET THAT FUCKING PROBE OUTTA MY ASS they removed it, gave me thier card and left. I promptly ripped up the card and fell back asleep.

[tnyhwk900]

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *tremendous applause*

[scorpio1690]

Notice how hi story revolved around him getting probed in the ass....

[tnyhwk900]

thats why its so good!

[scorpio1690]

Ya, you like anal probes don't you?

[tnyhwk900]

no, im just glad its happening to Yanah.

[tnyhwk900]

Hey scorpio, you like anal probes? Click here. It is HILARIOUS!!!!

[sk8fan]

it is NOT armegooden...


is it

[scorpio1690]

You see, last time I clicked on a link I was stupid enough to click on Yanah's. I am no longer a link clicking sucker :P lol

[tnyhwk900]

fine... dont.

[sk8fan]

hey tny where are all of those ddr videos at???????????????????????????????

[tnyhwk900]

read the pm i just sent you.

[sk8fan]

how do send private messages i forgot

[tnyhwk900]

go to the thing that says you have no new messages, and click new post.

[Quizkid23]

Ok now time for you to all listen to my epic story of aliens and when they abduct people!

One day, an alien ship was floating over my house. But I didn't know it, I was asleep. I woke up to a buzzing noise, and then I looked out my window. I saw the ground getting further and further away. Then, I screamed and woke up my brother. He took the baseball bat we got from cooperstown and broke it over my head. When he saw that I was knocked out cold, he went back to bed.

When I woke up, I had a case of amnesia from the baseball bat. I remembered everything exept what happened about 3 hours ago, which is quite odd for a case of amnesia. Anyway, as I was walking downstairs, I didn't bother to look out the windows, but if I did, I would've seen a metal wall. I went downstairs, played some FFR, and then as I was messing around with the code box, I typed in, "Yanahisgay". Then, an alien disguised as tnyhwk900 walked up and said, "yes he is." Then, he left. As I was wondering how he knew what I typed and where I lived, my brother came downstairs looking particularly angry.

He now had a metal bat behind his back and smacked me with it for no aparent reason. That got rid of my weird case of amnesia. Next thing I knew, I was inside an alien chamber with a bright light that they used as the "sun" for when I was still in my house; a dozen aliens; and costumes of tnyhwk900, my brother, and Bill clinton. Looking at the tnyhwk costume, I realized what had happened before with the code box and Yanah. Then, I looked over at the costume of my brother. That explained the metal bat. (not the wooden one, I knew that one was him.) Finally, I looked at the Bill clinton costume. I asked the aliens, "What does Bill clinton have to do with all this?" Then, the real Bill clinton walked in and said, "I am an idiot, hear me roar!" Then, I was confused out of my mind. And in pain from the baseball bats.

After I came to the conclusion that Bill Clinton was abducted for being so dumb, I agreed to what he said and then realized that I was laying on a bed with metal bands around my arms, legs and neck strapping me down. I tryed to break free, but it was useless. I looked around some more for a couple of minutes, and then noticed an electrical panel that controled the metal bands. I was suddenly glad that I practiced spitting long distances. I spit on the panel, and it was overloaded. The metal bands were then loose, and I broke free.

Then, I realized that I had no chance of beating the aliens. The reason for this: I was outnumbered 1 to 12, and the aliens were a barbaric race. I got really scared, and suddenly my brother appeared out of nowhere with 12 wooden bats. He clocked the aliens once each, breaking the bats every time. The aliens were unconcious, and he thanked him for saving me. He said "No problem, I needed to practice my baseball."

Then, he threw me out a window, and took control of the ship. He released my house which was in a room next to the detention chamber. My house had a humongous parachute, but I didn't have one. I was really scared considering I was falling about 2000 feet through the atmosphere, and then I saw the trampoline from Scorpio's story. I landed on it, and then I bounced back up 750 feet. I was thinking, "Wow, this is what it's like to be superman!"

Then I fell back down to the trampoline and bounced back up 200 feet. Not as fun as before, but still, pretty awesome. Then, I bounced lower and lower until I was low enough to get off. When I did, I realized what a sturdy trampoline it was. I mean, really, It didn't break even though I just fell 2000 feet onto it! Then, I walked home. It took me three months to reach new york from canada, but I made it living off of the bundle of money that mysteriously appeared in my pocket. The moral of this story is: White castle will make you sick 99.9% of the time.

Muahahaha I pwn vote for me! Btw, sorry that its kinda late. Well, very late. Does it still count?