Whats the weirdest way you have ever hurt yourself?

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

the wierdest way...


uh...er....that would have to be when I was havening a slam dunk contest on a fisher price basketball net a few years ago and flew intot the net flipped it over...took out my cousin and nailed my head on the corner of a wall which required ataples in my head.....yea pathetic isnt it

[jewpinthethird]

I had a "slam Dunk" contest with my friend once. But we didnt have the bottom filled with sand or water so it was top heavy. When my friend went for a "slam dunk" it came down and hit him right in the forehead. It was so funny. He was all crying and rolling around on the ground.

[ROCKETs]

you're the kind of person who pokes out other people's eyes with spoons, aren't you?

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Im the kind of person who pokes out eyes with a fork....more painful...

BWAHAHAHAHa......*runs away*

[scorpio1690]

Lmao, I jus got back from camping (And I got FUCKING BURNED AGAIN!) But we had a game. Graeme (A kid) went out to the middle of a pond in an innertube and floated there while me Dutchie and Andrew threw rocks at him. I got him in the back of the skull and made him bleed. I feel so special

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

now thats something to be proud of! Good luck clearing that off ur asshole record

[plasmix]

Weirdest...?

Once I was playing soccer as goalie and one of my friends kicked the ball. It went through the air and hit the back of my hand which unfourtanetely went slamming right into my balls....

The end...............?

[QreepyBORIS]

Heh.

I got the ball punted right into my stomach--point blank.

Oww......

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

i got shot with an airsoft gun that deflected off my friends dads car and the garage wall then hit my knuckle.....and left a bloody cut....y ait hurt

[RamzaDragoon]

I dropped a tv on my finger. There was a jagged edge on the bottom (it was broken) and it nearly chopped my finger off.

[QreepyBORIS]

Oh, I had a tv fall opn my shins. It didn't really hurt, though.

[mynameisjayhi]

I bumped my head into a Fire Hydrant!!!!! HAHA

[Anonymous]

Crap in a hat there is alot of pain in the world isn't there

[mynameisjayhi]

i've crapped in a hat before............. honestly i did!

[Brainmaster07]

hmm, at the movie theatre I at two packages of sour patch kids, came home, ate AN ENTIRE 13.5 oz container of sour skettles (The big bags, about as tall as the screen on my moniter, and as wide as 7 DVD's, stacks on top of each other) and now my tongue REALLY HURTS.