Whats the weirdest way you have ever hurt yourself?

[QreepyBORIS]

I guess you will never play MOHAA at my house.....

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MOHAA?

[Quizkid23]

A squirrel was running on the top of an old tree. A small stick fell from under it. It was falling, and it hit a stick- 3 feet long and 4 inches in diameter- that was hanging off by like nothing. Then, the 3 foot stick came falling, and I heard it coming. I looked up, saw that it was about to fall on me, and attempted to dodge it. I thought I made it, but a split second after that it fell on my foot. Ow. And no, I don't expect you to believe it, nobody does. It's not my fault I lead a very weird life!!

[RMMD]

i was playing maxx unlimited on standard and got 9 steps away from fc so i was angry. i turned sideways and accidentally thrust my head into the red bar. that happened just this afternoon