Whats the weirdest way you have ever hurt yourself?

[GreenMan]

The stupidest way i ever hurt myself was when i was about 6 years old. I decided to go and see what touching a running lawn mower felt like. Well let me tell you. It hurts. A lot. But I got got cookies and pop and i got to sit on my ass and play Sega Genesis (yes genesis) for the rest of the day.

[sk8fan]

I ask again me or scorpio

[scorpio1690]

your still to dumb and moronic.

lol, Bite me slutcakes

[notorious]

i cracked my jaw really hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yanah_the_Master]

and I hardened my crack up to my jaw

wait...

you didnt read that

[yalborap]

Well, actually, most 11 year olds are pretty mature. I'mm only 11, have a job, am smarter than some adults,and was very close to getting a girlfriend.

[Yanah_the_Master]

you sound like me only im too lazy to get a job so screw you assholezorz

[yalborap]

But I work at a tattoo shop.

[Brainmaster07]

Do you get paid? I don't think you can get paid until your 16 over where I live.

[yalborap]

Yep.20 a week. My dad owns it, so it's legal. ANd I get it after college.

[scorpio1690]

Man, I wanna enscribe designs with pointy things on people for money.

[Brainmaster07]

Nice to have income... now you can waste large amounts of money on things you'll never use .

[yalborap]

I just do commputer work shipping ads for specials and the like. Good pay when NES games are a buck though.

[scorpio1690]

Large amounts of money? He gets 20 cents a week.

[Brainmaster07]

I think he meant 20 dollars, which is about the same you get for 3 hours at minimum wage... but still, nice to get income at all .