Whats the weirdest way you have ever hurt yourself?

[Anonymous]

Um POSTWHORE uhh your kinda annoying

Just thought id let ya know

[Crymson]

It's ok... Postwhores are supposed to be annoying. He hopes to get a title? Naaaaaaaaaaaaa.... How about a ban? Probably.

G'Day.

[P_O_S_T_W_H_O_R_E]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NOOOO BAN ME NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONNONO


ILL JUST LOG ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT HAS THE POST WHORE TITLE ALREADY!

[earth_lord]

Hes retarded!

[Yanah_the_Master]

omg go away

that's another person for my to kill list

[87x]

ILL JUST LOG ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT HAS THE POST WHORE TITLE ALREADY!

hahhaha.. g/l... banning doesnt just stop the name from comming on the site.. it stops the whole ip address... so you cant ever get on this site again... unless you go to someone elses house and get on.. but then you would just get banned their too... so in other words.. if you get ip banned your screwed

[QreepyBORIS]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NOOOO BAN ME NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONNONO


ILL JUST LOG ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT HAS THE POST WHORE TITLE ALREADY!

Hi Yanah.

[freaknacage]

ok... you are so not a postwhore... you haven't mastered the art of post whoring. you need to take lessons or something. trust me.

[ROCKETs]

This day was totally fscked. There was a huge fire on my neighbors and my property, and about 10 or more fire trucks had to show up before it went out (where I live, it was over 100º today and humidity near zero). Now about an acre of our land (mostly just weeds and fences were burned, luckily) is in smoldering ruins
It started behind my neighbors house, and they didn't even notice it until I called them. The fire department was great though because they came about 7 minutes. They had to chop down some of our fences (we have a lot of horses) though to get to the fire.
I was alone at the time cause my brother had to drive his girlfriend's grandfather to the hospital (turns out he has pneumonia).
o yeah, my mom and i got heatstroke too.
what a fscking stupid day...

[jewpinthethird]

Wow. That....sucks. Today is was over 100 degrees (like 114 degrees)....but nothing caught fire....

[QreepyBORIS]

I LIVE IN MICHIGAN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ROCKETs]

hey qreep, you could at least throw me a bone. if the same thing happened to you, i would try to pretend to be sympathetic. Anyways, i think your very huge HAHAHAHAHAHA... stretched out all the other posts very annoyingly...well done!

on another note, if there is anything good about a large uncontrolled fire, it's the sympathy gifts. my mom took me out to a nice restraurant and gave me money for videogames...WOOHOO!!!
AND, my neighbor was so freaked out that she's paying me to house-sit while she's on vacation with her family...free food, big-screen TV, no annoying family...Now i believe i want to be a professional house-sitter once i'm out of school

[jewpinthethird]

Well, at least you got something out of it.


It was so funny once I was done in the chatroom and I was preparing myself for dinner, I was leaning back in my computer chair when the wheels slipped out from under me and I fell backwards hitting my head against my DDR pad which is mounted on Partical Board....it hurt, but I couldnt stop laughing for 5 minutes.

[Magrathean]

Seems the whole conversation's off-topic by now, but I'm just gonna say the weirdest injury I've ver had. Well, there's actually 2 of them. They go with each other.

I was playing basketball in a park. A bunch of jocks came into the park with lacrosse sticks, I ignored them. The ball went loose, so I bent over to pick it up, and a lacrosse ball going at full velocity hit my eye. That was black eye #1 to my right eye.

Later that same day, a friend was over at my house. For reasons I have trouble understanding, he decided to lock me out of my room while he was in it. So I just stood there and waited. He flung the door, which just happens to open outwards, open and somehow hit my left eye and nose. My nose wasn't broken by some miracle, but I had blackeye #2.

It was incredibly amusing to see the reactions of people to my pair of black eyes, especially my math teacher. Since most people figured they shouldn't ask about it, they just kinda stayed away from me and stared at me when they thought I wasn't looking.

[Varia]

Back when I was a little kid, me and my friends went to an OTL (over the line) tournament. For some reason unbeknownst to me, this kid takes our ball and won't give it back. So I ask for it and he chucks it up in the air and takes a swing at it with his shiny metal bat, only he misses and hits my skull, a quarter inch from my eye. Lucky me I got off with some stitches, a concussion and a bunch of free soda.

Really though, getting hit in the head with a bat is traumatizing. You should try it sometime.