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[super-smashman]

Focusing? Like, your eyes? ...umm, wear glasses?

[Skikamukazi]

Or contacts.

[pntballa18]

Why isnt this thread locked?

[Skikamukazi]

No idea... It probably should be locked, but it's not. But on the other hand, it isn't really doing any harm, now is it?

[super-smashman]

You can't bump a sticky. Well, you can but it's not a bad thing.

[xxdevilxx]

i are noob

i is are a noob what are do i is do?

[super-smashman]

RE: i are noob

Take a fork and proceed to sticking it in your powered toaster.

Repeat if necessary.

[Skikamukazi]

RE: i are noob

Here's another good one.

Headbutt the sidewalk:
What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" BS. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship.

[super-smashman]

RE: i are noob

OMGWTFLOL!@

[fusi0n]

Re: RE: i are noob

Here's another good one.

Headbutt the sidewalk:
What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" BS. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

hey you're really original since you made that up yourself

[hello_there_me_bob]

What is the average skill level that people have?

[super-smashman]

Absolute n00b. Most people play a bit, pretend that they are actually going to commit themselves and then quit after a month.

But for the people who stick with the game enough to get good, it's really hard to say because there a a whole slew of really good people, great people, decent to intermediate people and new players. There is no real "average". As you get better you'll just get better than some people and others will get better then you.

[Skikamukazi]

Hey fusi0n. I wasn't trying to pass that as my own, I just thought it was appropriate.

[doopey]

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[plasmix]

SHUT THE HELL UP