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  • Tonberry_Kid
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3408

    #1

    Adopting a Noob.

    I feel like adopting a noob. So anyone want to be adopted by me?
    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
    Originally posted by mead1
    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
  • pntballa18
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2005
    • 3357

    #2
    RE: Adopting a Noob.

    Adopt iamthesnowman2 or whatever his name is, he's annoying.

    EDIT: You're not old enough to adopt a n00b.

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    • Tonberry_Kid
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 3408

      #3
      RE: Adopting a Noob.

      I have another file. And I have a post that says I lost my noob status. And Hell No. I'm not adopting that guy. He's stupid.
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • Afrobean
        Admiral in the Red Army
        • Dec 2003
        • 13262

        #4
        RE: Adopting a Noob.

        I've never seen you before. Therefore you are a newb. Live with it.

        Hey I have an idea. Adopt yourself.

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        • pntballa18
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2005
          • 3357

          #5
          RE: Adopting a Noob.

          The point of adopting a n00b is so you can make them not stupid.

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          • Skikamukazi
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2005
            • 1394

            #6
            RE: Adopting a Noob.

            Now now, lets not be like that... And just so you know, just because one person says you have lost your n00b status does not mean you are no longer a n00b. It was a matter of opinion. And even if you are no longer a n00b, it doesn't mean you are "developed" enough to adopt someone already.

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            • Tonberry_Kid
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 3408

              #7
              RE: Adopting a Noob.

              Whatever. Like I said. I have another file. I just stopped using that file.
              UNLEASH THE DRAGON
              Originally posted by mead1
              My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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              • Skikamukazi
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2005
                • 1394

                #8
                RE: Adopting a Noob.

                What difference does that make? Both files are the same person. Each file is equally as n00bish. Whether very n00bish or slighty n00bish.

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                • Tonberry_Kid
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2005
                  • 3408

                  #9
                  RE: Adopting a Noob.

                  What makes me so noobish? Tell me that? I would greatly like to know this.
                  UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                  Originally posted by mead1
                  My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                  • _Doc_
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 38

                    #10
                    RE: Adopting a Noob.

                    Joined: May 26, 2005

                    I'm soory, but you asked.

                    -Doc-

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                    • xiron
                      FFR Player
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 189

                      #11
                      RE: Adopting a Noob.

                      OHHHHH!!! PWNZORD!!! LOL!!11oneone!!
                      www.myspace.com/thehappyunicorns

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                      • super-smashman
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2638

                        #12
                        RE: Adopting a Noob.

                        Postcount: 171

                        Spelling/Grammar: Questionable at best.

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                        • dancingmaniac3
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 1873

                          #13
                          Re: RE: Adopting a Noob.

                          Originally posted by Skikamukazi
                          What difference does that make? Both files are the same person. Each file is equally as n00bish. Whether very n00bish or slighty n00bish.
                          gotta point there.


                          Not.

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                          • Starshot
                            /DJS\
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 1794

                            #14
                            Re: RE: Adopting a Noob.

                            Originally posted by super-smashman
                            Postcount: 171

                            Spelling/Grammar: Questionable at best.
                            Intellect: Semi-High
                            He compiled that list of arrow colors that's quite good.

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                            • angel-d
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 278

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Adopting a Noob.

                              Wow, adopting a noob sounds like a wicked idea. Wish i was not so much of a noob myself so i could do it. Oh well. Must find out more, i am guessing there is a post explaning it somewhere, time for a quick search i think.

                              Also Tonberry, i kind of agree with everyone else, the way you have been acting on this thread makes you seems still pretty noobish, no offence.

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