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  • Skikamukazi
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2005
    • 1394

    #31
    Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

    Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
    Condoms aren't fool proof dude. I have had a friend become a dad even though he was using a condom. It broke. You won't pay attention to your condom when having sex. If it breaks, you wouldn't really know about it until it's too late. Or at least that's what he said.
    Besides how wrong that is... Condoms only fail if the user does not know how to properly use them. There are a few reasons why he may have had it fail on him.

    1) He was too big for the Condom. And he needed a bigger one.
    2) She had a dry vagina. He should have used lubrication.
    3) She booby-trapped him and put a hole in the Condom before the sex.
    4) The condom was older than he was.

    Anyway, Condoms will usually work. The above situations are the major exeptions.

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    • Tonberry_Kid
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 3408

      #32
      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

      But still, condoms aren't 100% fool proof.
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • Vamps
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2005
        • 64

        #33
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

        condoms only have a 97% success rate...so that means that 3% of users encounter some form of fault in them...they can come with tiny little holes in the condom before u even open it....if u dont know how to use it...it may over flow....it may even come off completely inside the woman... and condoms can break even if the user is using it correctly.
        and Jewpin...just because YOU dont know what love is and YOUR ambition in life is to screw the brains outta the first chick you see doesnt mean that every single male in the world is the same. I dont know about high school in America (assuming thats where u live...feel free to correct me if im wrong) but i live in Australia...i know alot of people in long term relationships...non of them being meaningless! I've been going out with my boufriend for almost a year and 7 months....and in all that time he hasnt even TRIED to grab my breasts...not even once!! We both believe in complete abstinance (sp?) before marrage...no exceptions...and he doesnt have sex on his brain 24/7. In summary....u are a stereotypical fool and you need to wake up and see that not all guys are like you or your friends!
        Romans 10: 14-15a
        \"How then can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one of whom they have not heard? And how can they hear without someone preaching to them? And how can they preach unless they are sent?

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        • jewpinthethird
          (The Fat's Sabobah)
          FFR Music Producer
          • Nov 2002
          • 11711

          #34
          Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

          just because YOU dont know what love is and YOUR ambition in life is to screw the brains outta the first chick you see
          Who says I don't know what love is? I just said i thought I was in love once. But I wasn't. And when did I say my ambition in life is to screw the brains out of the first chick I see? I dont have any ambition in life. I guess my short term goal is to go back to Japan, but that's about it. I would like to someday become a film director, but I dont know if that'll ever happen. Maybe I'll become a writer, or maybe even an animator. Who knows. And besides you give me too much credit. I wouldnt last any longer than 30 seconds, if I can even get it out of my pants before blowing my load. I'd just be a big disappointment. That's hardly what I call "screwing someone's brains out."

          Originally posted by Vamps
          and in all that time he hasnt even TRIED to grab my breasts...not even once!!
          Gay.

          and he doesnt have sex on his brain 24/7.
          Hey, I think about other things too. Like cars, and electronics, and...food. Damn I am hungry.

          In summary....u are a stereotypical fool and you need to wake up and see that not all guys are like you or your friends!
          I know, some guys are gay. And girl, you need to wake up.

          Whatever, dont mind me, I'm just bitter because girls avoid me.

          Hilarious, I am listening to Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy." In case you are unfamiliar with the song, it is about two people who are sexually attracted to each other but too shy to really express their feelings. How appropriate for this post.

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          • Vamps
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2005
            • 64

            #35
            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

            guys that arent like you or your friends arent necessarily gay...and my boyfriend is not gay...he just RESPECTS me...do u know what that is?
            Romans 10: 14-15a
            \"How then can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one of whom they have not heard? And how can they hear without someone preaching to them? And how can they preach unless they are sent?

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #36
              Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

              Originally posted by Vamps
              guys that arent like you or your friends arent necessarily gay...and my boyfriend is not gay...he just RESPECTS me...do u know what that is?
              Why do you keep bringing up my friends? What did they ever do to you? You dont even know them.

              No, I have no idea what respect is. Please, explain this foreign concept of respect for me. I am being sarcastic.

              I read that you are from Australia, so then you should be familiar with this quote:

              "Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror...Just walk away."

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              • Skikamukazi
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2005
                • 1394

                #37
                Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                Originally posted by Vamps
                condoms only have a 97% success rate...so that means that 3% of users encounter some form of fault in them...they can come with tiny little holes in the condom before u even open it....if u dont know how to use it...it may over flow....it may even come off completely inside the woman... and condoms can break even if the user is using it correctly.
                97% Sucess rate because they have to allow for Human Error. Only way they will have tiny little holes is if you buy some shitty-ass condoms. If you buy something good like Durex, Trojan, or Life-Choices you won't find any defects. If it comes off in the girl, it will only happen because you went soft inside of her. After you bust nut you are supposed to immediately take off the condom. And a condom will only break if it's cheap.

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711

                  #38
                  Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                  Originally posted by Skikamukazi
                  If it comes off in the girl, it will only happen because you went soft inside of her.
                  Or you overesstimated the size of your penis and bought a condom too large.

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                  • Tonberry_Kid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2005
                    • 3408

                    #39
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                    Or it could've slipped off. I don't know if you guys know this, but when a male is stimulated enough, he has some semen coming out of him at all times. The only time it's a large amount is when he ejaculates.
                    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                    Originally posted by mead1
                    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                    • Skikamukazi
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 1394

                      #40
                      Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                      Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                      Or it could've slipped off. I don't know if you guys know this, but when a male is stimulated enough, he has some semen coming out of him at all times. The only time it's a large amount is when he ejaculates.
                      If it slips off, you bought too big of a condom.

                      And yes, I know about pre-cum. But, that wouldn't cause a condom to slip off. The reason for pre-cum is natural lubrication. It doesn't have to do if he is stimulated enough, it happens all the time when your dick gets hard. The amount of pre-cum that comes out is not enough to make the condom slip off.

                      So learn the correct information, you little skeet.

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                      • blahblah18
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1662

                        #41
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                        Ok, I'll admit i didn't read the thread at all, just the first post and that it was "wah wah wah what's love" aka the standard "critical" thinking done here, although I see thispost above me is speaking of condom use so maybe its going somewheres... anyways go read Stranger in a Strange Land, it just solves any critical questions you may have
                        but for now... postCount++

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                        • Tonberry_Kid
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2005
                          • 3408

                          #42
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                          Skik, there can be enought to have a condom slip off. I have had it happen to me dude. It wasn't too big, it was the right size. It just kinda fell off. So shut up, because I have had a personal experience about condoms slipping off.
                          UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                          Originally posted by mead1
                          My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                          • Skikamukazi
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 1394

                            #43
                            Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                            Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                            Skik, there can be enought to have a condom slip off. I have had it happen to me dude. It wasn't too big, it was the right size. It just kinda fell off. So shut up, because I have had a personal experience about condoms slipping off.
                            Ahahah! Good job, fool. Just because you had one fall off doesn't mean it was the condom's fault. It was yours. Here are some reasons why.

                            1) You probably didn't jack-off before you had sex with her. You should do this for a few reasons.
                            a) When you guys start to have sex, there will be less Pre-"Cum".
                            b) When you finally bust your nut, there will be less semen that comes out, making less of a risk or the condom overflowing, which usually won't happen anyway.
                            c) You will last longer during sex if you jack-off before.

                            2) You slept with a girl whose vagina had a hand hiding inside of it to pull off the condom. Gj.

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                            • stlunatic0124
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 3228

                              #44
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                              Originally posted by Vamps
                              I've been going out with my boufriend for almost a year and 7 months....and in all that time he hasnt even TRIED to grab my breasts...not even once!! We both believe in complete abstinance (sp?) before marrage...no exceptions...and he doesnt have sex on his brain 24/7. In summary....u are a stereotypical fool and you need to wake up and see that not all guys are like you or your friends!
                              Once you turn 15 or once he hits puberty that will all change. Respect isn't not touching your girlfriend, because there NEEDS to be a physical aspect of a relationship for it to stay alive, otherwise its ka-put. If he truly respected you and if you truly respected him you'd get each other off once in a while . I'm with Jewpin.

                              EDIT: How old are you that you're worried about love? Don't even THINK about love until at least sophomore year of college. No relationship will last through highschool and through college, I'm sorry. Especially if you guys go to different schools, it won't last. Don't try to tell me it will because I've seen it a million times at my school.

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                              • Skikamukazi
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 1394

                                #45
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: confusing

                                I'm not planning on falling in love any time soon. But hey, if it comes along... W/e. I'll go with the flow. But I'm not worried about it.

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