Portal [Interesting Physics]

[Phynx]

Ah 4chan thank you for blowing my mind.

But anyway, Portal provides questions to some interesting physics, not to say they are real by any means but if they were, what are the answers and outcomes to these questions?


Put portal 1 on wall
Put portal 2 on wall 10 feet away
Put rope through the portals
Tie rope
Does it make a circle? Or a line?

and

Put a Portal on a table
Put a portal on a wall
Throw the Table through the portal
What happens?

EDIT - New questions

Put a portal on a board
Put a portal on another board
directly over the first so gravity
pulls the object though them continuously.
Now as the object flies between them
put the boards together
Does the object explode/implode/rip to shreds/enter a new dimension/infinitely expand due to surpassing speed of light?

[Izzy]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

The 2nd one would cause a black hole due to infinite duplication.

[Sephiroth28]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

If you do it you will break the universe.

[i love you]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

I think the first one will make a line but i don't know if you will be able to tie both sides so perhaps a circle. (I don't know a lot about portals)

[Thatskier]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Go listen to Steven Hawkings bro.

[C@!]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Step 1
Shoot portal gun on mirror

Step 2
Shoot self with portal gun

???

[JenovaSephiroth]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Landing a portal on a curved surface would totally **** up space-time. :V

[customstuff]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Step 1:
Shoot portal at the sky

Step 2:
Shoot portal at a wall.

Step 3:
Enter portal (wearing proper space atire)

Step 4:
Walk on undiscovered planet/find the edge of the universe?




Option 2, for Christians:

Step 1: Die, go to heaven (hopefully)

Step 2: Shoot portal on surface.

Step 3: Shoot portal on Earth and enter.

Step 4: Walk around Earth while dead/get your buddies in heaven.

[Thatskier]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Step 1: Graph 3+2i

Step 2: Throw a portal on the imaginary axis.

Step 3: ???

[~kitty~]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Step 1: Shoot portal at window
Step 2: Shoot portal at a window hundreds of miles away
Step 3: Stick head through portal.

[AsphyxZero]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Step 1: Shoot portal at japanese nuclear power plants.
Step 2: Shoot portal at new york.
Step 3: Ruin colt.45's conspiracy theories.

[~kitty~]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Shoot portal at wall, shoot portal at crotch, stick head through portal, become dick head.

[customstuff]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

Shoot portal at girl's crotch, shoot portal at wall, stick dick in, rape?

[MrGiggles]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

The second one wouldn't work because portals can only be placed on surfaces larger than they are. They also can't be on moving surfaces (relative to the earth I guess)

[Reincarnate]

Re: Portal [Interesting Physics]

1. Makes a line
2. In general, it'd just make a sort of dual-prong table-knot.
3. The object would just fall at its normal rate but you'd be in a tunnel composed entirely of the heights of the two boards