Translators suck.

[_Stepdude_]

Re: Translators suck.

lol, I wrote jj and it became

Junjie, Junjiejunjie the ジュンジエ, JJ Junjie Junjie Junjie Junjie of the Junjie Junjie's not



LOL


watashi wa kami desu
into Japanese
私のこたえは神デス
back into English
My answer is God Death
back into Japanese
私の答えは、神は死です。
back into English
My answer is, God is dead.
back into Japanese
私の答えは、神が死んでいるです。
back into English
My answer is that God is dead.
back into Japanese
私の答えは、神が死んでいるということです。
back into English
My answer is that God is dead.



omg I'm so lol'ing

If I like pooping, should I poop in my lawyers lawn?
into Japanese
私はうんちが好きなら、私は弁護士の芝生にウンチですか？
back into English
If I like poop, poop on the grass is my lawyer?
back into Japanese
私は糞のような場合は、芝生の上でうんちは私の弁護士ですか？
back into English
If I like dung, poop on my lawn or a lawyer?
back into Japanese
私は私の芝生や弁護士の糞、糞のような場合は？
back into English
I shit in my lawn and lawyers, such cases of dung?
back into Japanese
私は芝生と弁護士、糞のような場合にはたわごと？
back into English
Lawn my lawyer, if shit like shit?
back into Japanese
ローン私の弁護士場合たわごとのようなたわごと？
back into English
Shit shit if you like my attorney loans?
back into Japanese
たわごとのたわごとには、私の弁護士融資をご希望ですか？
back into English
Shit shit, I would like to loan my lawyer?
back into Japanese
たわごとのたわごと、私は私の弁護士を貸してご希望ですか？
back into English
Shit, shit, I would like to lend you my lawyer?
back into Japanese
たわごと、たわごと、私はあなたに私の弁護士を貸すをご希望ですか？
back into English
Shit, shit, do I wish to lend you my lawyer?
back into Japanese
たわごと、たわごと、私はあなたに私の弁護士を貸してお望みですか？
back into English
Shit, shit, I do want to lend you my lawyer?
back into Japanese
たわごと、たわごと、私はあなたに私の弁護士を貸ししたいですか？
back into English
Shit, shit, I want to lend you my lawyer?
back into Japanese
たわごと、たわごと、私はあなたに私の弁護士を貸ししたいですか？
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Shit, shit, I want to lend you my lawyer?

[XCV]

Re: Translators suck.

Japanese + advanced calculus equals ...?

The answer:

the limit from x to infinity of open quantity e to the x times x factorial close quantity over open quantity x to the x times the square root of x close quantity equals the square root of two pi
into Japanese
x回X閉じる数量xの平方根を開いて量よりx回xは階乗に近い量に開か量eの無限大xにからの極限は、2つの平方根をπに等しい
back into English
Close X amount than the amount of time x x open x amount times the square root of x close to the amount held in the factorial e limit from x to infinity is equal to the square root of two π
back into Japanese
時間xxの量よりも閉じるX量が無限大xはから乗電子の制限時間内に開催された量のx近くの開いているxは量回平方根二πの平方根に等しい
back into English
Close X xx amount of time than the infinite amount of x amount held within the time limits of their power of e-x is quite close to the open square root of x is equal to the square root of two times the amount of π
back into Japanese
元の彼らの力の時間制限内に保持されたxは金額の無限の量よりも時間の閉じるX xxの量は非常にxのオープン平方根に近くにはπの2倍の量の平方根に等しい。
back into English
Held within the original time limit of their powers of x is Close endless amount of time than the amount of money X xx x very close to the open square is equal to the square root of 2 times the amount of π .
back into Japanese
xの彼らの力の元の期間開催中クローズxは非常にオープンな広場に近いお金のX xxの量よりも時間の無限の量がπの2倍以上の量の平方根に等しくなります。
back into English
Close x original period of being held in their power of money x is very open square near equal to the square root of X xx more than twice the amount of π infinite amount than the amount of time.
back into Japanese
お金xの彼らの力で開催されているのクローズxは元の期間は、時間の量よりもπは無限量の倍以上の量はX xxの平方根に等しいの近くに非常にオープンな広場です。
back into English
Money x close being held in their power of x is the duration of the original, π than the amount of time is much more than double the amount of the infinite X xx is a square open very near equal to the square root of .
back into Japanese
お金はX閉じるオープンスクエア非常の平方根に等しいの近くです元の期間、時間の量よりもπですがはるか無限のX xxの量を倍以上で、xの彼らの力で開催されている。
back into English
Money is the period of the original X is very close to the open square is equal to the square root of close π But much more infinite than the amount of time at more than double the amount of X xx, x being held in their power.
back into Japanese
お金は非常にオープンな広場に近いオリジナルのXの期間は彼らの力で開催されているに近いπの平方根しかし、多くの時間の量よりもX xxの倍以上の量で無限、xに等しくなります。
back into English
Money is the original close to the square very open X period of time but the square root of π close to being held in their power, than the amount of time a lot of X xx infinite amount more than doubled, x equal to be.
back into Japanese
お金は、X xxは無限の量の多くは2倍以上の時間は、xに等しいよりも、時間が彼らの力で開催されているとπ近くの平方根の二乗非常にオープンなXの期間に、元の近くにあります。
back into English
Money, xx X many infinite amount of time at least twice, x-than equal to a very open square of the square near the π and are held in their power times X to the period , close to the original.
back into Japanese
お金は、xxは、少なくとも2倍の時間の多くは無限のX X線に近い元に、期間Xをπ近くの広場の非常にオープンな正方形に等しい彼らの力の時に保持されているよりも。
back into English
Money, xx, most of the time at least twice the infinite XX based near the line during X rather than being held at the time of their power is equal to the square very open square near to π.
back into Japanese
お金で、xxではなく、彼らの力の時に開催されるよりもX中にラインの近くに基づいて時間の少なくとも2倍のほとんど無限のXXはに等しい正方形の非常にオープンなπに近くの広場。
back into English
Money, xx, not more than to be held at their power X virtually unlimited at least twice the time based on the close line in the XX square near to π very open square is equal to .
back into Japanese
お金は、イグゼクスではなく、彼らの力で開催される以上に等しいイグゼクス広場非常にオープンな広場をπに近くに近くの行に基づいて少なくとも2倍の時間が事実上無制限の拡張。
back into English
Money is not XX, virtually unlimited extension of time based on at least two times closer to the line near the very open square square π XX will be held at least equal to their power.
back into Japanese
お金はXX、少なくとも彼らのパワーに等しいで開催される、少なくとも2倍に近いラインに非常にオープンな正方形の角πXXの近くに基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張ではありません。
back into English
Money XX, to be held at least equal to their power, virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open πXX line is not close to at least twice.
back into Japanese
金XXは、少なくとも自分たちのパワーに等しい、非常にオープンπXXラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張は、少なくとも2倍に近いされていないで開催される。
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Fri XX is at least equal to their power, virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open πXX line is not held at least twice as close.
back into Japanese
金XXは倍近く、少なくとも、少なくとも彼らの力に等しく、非常にオープンπXXラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子が保持されていないのです。
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Fri XX is nearly double, at least equal to their power, at least it has not been held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open πXX line.
back into Japanese
それは非常にオープンなπXXラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていない、少なくとも金XXは、少なくとも彼らの力に等しく、ほぼ倍増です。
back into English
It has not been held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line πXX gold XX is at least equal to at least their power is nearly doubled.
back into Japanese
それはπXX金XXが、少なくとも彼らの力にほぼ倍増さと等しい少なくとも、非常にオープンラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていません。
back into English
Fri πXX XX it is at least equal to their power is nearly doubled at least, has not been held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line.
back into Japanese
金πXXXXは、それ以上のパワーに等しい、ほぼ少なくとも、非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていない倍になりますにあります。
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Fri πXXXX equals more power, at least roughly, there will be a factor in not being held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line.
back into Japanese
金πXXXXは、少なくとも約、非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていないの要因があるでしょう、より多くの電力を等しくなります。
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πXXXX gold, at least about factors that would have not been held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line equals more power.
back into Japanese
πXXXX金は、少なくとも非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていないかの要因についてのより多くの電力と等しくなります。
back into English
Fri πXXXX equals more power and some factors have not been held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of at least a very open line.
back into Japanese
金πXXXXは、より多くの電力と等しいいくつかの要因には、少なくとも非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていない。
back into English
πXXXX gold, equal to several factors, more power has not been held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of at least a very open line.
back into Japanese
πXXXXゴールド、いくつかの要因に等しい、より多くの電力は、少なくとも非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていません。
back into English
Gold πXXXX, equal to several factors, more power is not being held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of at least a very open line.
back into Japanese
ゴールドπXXXXは、いくつかの要因に等しい、より多くの電力は、少なくとも非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を開催されていません。
back into English
πXXXX gold is equal to several factors, more power is not being held virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of at least a very open line.
back into Japanese
πXXXXの金がより多くの電力は、少なくとも非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を保持していない場合は、いくつかの要因に等しくなります。
back into English
More power and money of πXXXX, if not to hold a virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line, at least equal to several factors.
back into Japanese
より多くのパワーとお金πXXXXの、そうでない場合は非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張子を保持するために、少なくともいくつかの要因に等しい。
back into English
ΠXXXX of more power and money, if not to hold a virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line, at least equal to several factors.
back into Japanese
より多くのパワーとお金のΠXXXXが、そうでない場合、いくつかの要因少なくとも等しいために、非常にオープンなラインの角に近い広場に基づいて時間の事実上無制限の拡張を保持します。
back into English
The more power and money ΠXXXX, if not, at least equal to several factors, holds virtually unlimited extension of time based on the square near the corner of a very open line.
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

After a little c&p magic, I ended up with:

We are essentially an extension of time is ΠXXXX has money and power in an open plaza near the corner can be counted based on a limited number of at least the next line.

lolwut

[Reincarnate]

Re: Translators suck.

When I get down to pooping, I poop with the fury of a thousand angry suns
into Japanese
私が降りるとき千怒っている太陽の怒りと私に、うんちをうんちに
back into English
Sun anger me one thousand angry when I get down to poo poo
back into Japanese
日の怒りを私に千怒っている私がうんちをうんちに取り掛かるときに
back into English
When you get down to poo poo I'm angry with my anger a thousand days
back into Japanese
あなたは、私は私の怒りと千日怒っているうんちをうんちに取り掛かるとき
back into English
You get to when I poo poo angry and my anger thousand days
back into Japanese
あなたは私の怒りは千日、私はうんちを怒っているうんちしたときに取得する
back into English
You are my wrath thousand days, I get angry when you poo poo
back into Japanese
あなたは千日私の怒りは、私はあなたがうんちをうんときに怒る
back into English
Are you my anger thousand days, I get angry when you poo poo
back into Japanese
あなたは千日は私の怒りか、私はあなたがうんちをうんときに怒る
back into English
Do you anger thousand days, I get angry when you poo poo
back into Japanese
あなたは千日を怒らせるか、私はあなたがうんちをうんときに怒る
back into English
Did you offend the thousand days, I get angry when you poo poo
back into Japanese
あなたは千日気分を害するか、私は怒るときにうんのうんちを
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Are you upset thousand days, I get mad when the poo yeah
back into Japanese
あなたが怒っている千日、私は怒るときにうんええ
back into English
Thousand days you are angry, Yeah Yeah when I get mad
back into Japanese
千日は、そう私は怒るときにああ、怒っている
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Chun Sun, oh yes I get angry when you are angry
back into Japanese
チョン日、オハイオ州はい私はあなたが怒っているときに怒る
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Chung Sun, oh yes I get mad when you are angry
back into Japanese
鄭日、オハイオ州はい私はあなたが怒っているときに怒る
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Chung Sun, oh yes I get angry when you are angry
back into Japanese
鄭日、オハイオ州はい私はあなたが怒っているときに怒る
back into English
Chung Sun, oh yes I get angry when you are angry

[sweet2kill210]

Re: Translators suck.

Lmao:

let's go!
Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I bet it runs like you. Very homosexually.
into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？それがされている場合のため、私はそれはあなたのように実行されるに違いない。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? In case you have it, I run it must be like you. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？あなたはそれをした場合において、私はそれはあなたのようにする必要があります実行します。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you are in it, I run it like you should. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？あなたはそれにしている場合は、私はそれはあなたが必要です実行してください。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you have to do this, please run it I need you. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？この操作を実行する必要がある場合、私はあなたを必要とする、それを実行してください。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you need to do this, I need you, please do it. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？この操作を実行する必要がある場合は、私はあなたが、それを実行してくださいする必要があります。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you need to do this, you I need you please run it. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？この操作を実行する必要がある場合、私はあなたがそれを実行してくださいする必要があります。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you need to do this, I need to run it please you. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？この操作を実行する必要がある場合は、私はそれがあなたを喜ば実行する必要があります。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you need to do this, I must do it to please you. Very homosexually.
back into Japanese
あなたの冷蔵庫が走っていますか？この操作を実行する必要がある場合は、私はそれはあなたを喜ばせるために行う必要があります。非常にhomosexually。
back into English
Is your refrigerator running? If you need to do this, I must do it to please you. Very homosexually.
Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.

[Coolboyrulez0]

Re: Translators suck.

Start with an English phrase:

 
I am a tool that uses unfunny translation software to reach so-called equilibrium ... what a load of shit. I do not accept this as a means of translation whatsoever, not even in case of cynicism or general trolling.
into Japanese
私は、いわゆる平衡に達するにはつまらない翻訳ソフトウェアを使用するツールを私...何をたわごとの負荷。私は皮肉や一般的なトローリングの場合はであっても、いかなる翻訳の手段としてこれを受け入れることはありません。
back into English
I have called on me to reach equilibrium translation software tools that are used to boring ... what load of shit. If I was cynical and general trolling, even accepting this as a means of translation of any kind.
back into Japanese
私は退屈するために使用される平衡翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスに求めている...何をたわごとの負荷。私は、皮肉な一般的なトローリングされている場合でも、あらゆる種類の翻訳の手段としてこれを受け入れる。
back into English
I have asked for access to translation software tool used to balance the load of shit ... what a dull moment. I have been trolling, even if common, ironically, to accept this as a means of translation of all kinds.
back into Japanese
私はたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される変換ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを求めている...何退屈。私はあらゆる種類の翻訳の手段としてこれを受け入れても、一般的な、皮肉にも、もし、トローリングされている。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tools that are used to distribute the load of boring shit ... nothing. I can accept this as a means of translation of all kinds, common, ironically, if you are trolling.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。私は、一般的な、皮肉にも、あなたは荒らしされている場合、あらゆる種類の翻訳の手段としてこれを受け入れることができます。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. I have a general Ironically, If you are being a troll, you can accept it as a means of translation of all kinds.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。私は、あなたがトロールされている場合は、すべての種類の翻訳の手段として、それを受け入れることができる、皮肉なことに、一般を持っています。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. If I have the control you, as a means of translation of all types can accept it, ironically, has the general public.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。私はそれを受け入れることができるすべてのタイプの翻訳の手段としての制御をする、ある場合は、皮肉にも、一般の人を持っています。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. I want to control all types of translation as a means that can accept it if there is, ironically, has the general public.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。私は一般大衆が、皮肉にも、ある場合はそれを受け入れることができる手段として、翻訳のすべてのタイプを制御する必要があります。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. I have the general public, ironically, in some cases it can be accepted as a means, you need to control all types of translation.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。私はいくつかのケースでは、手段としては、翻訳のすべてのタイプを制御する必要が受け入れられる、皮肉にも、一般の人を持っている。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. In some cases I have, as a means for the acceptance of the need to control all types of translation, ironically, has the general public.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。私は翻訳のすべてのタイプを制御する必要の承認のための手段として、いくつか例では、皮肉にも、一般の人を持っています。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. I need for approval as a means to control all types of translation, in some cases, ironically, has the general public.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。いくつかのケースでは、皮肉にも、一般の人が、翻訳のすべてのタイプを制御するための手段として、私が承認する必要があります。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. In some cases, ironically, the general public as a means to control all types of translation, I have to be approved.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。いくつかのケースでは、皮肉にも、一般の人は、私が承認されなければならない翻訳のすべてのタイプを制御することを意味します。
back into English
I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. In some cases, ironically, the average person, means to control all types of translations must be approved by me.
back into Japanese
私は退屈なたわごとの負荷を分散するために使用される翻訳ソフトウェアツールへのアクセスを探しています...何も。いくつかのケースでは、皮肉にも、普通の人は、私によって承認されなければならない翻訳のすべてのタイプを制御することを意味します。
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I'm looking for access to translation software tool that is used to balance the load of boring shit ... nothing. In some cases, ironically, the average person, means to control all types of translations must be approved by me.

Best one it / I came up with.

[smartdude1212]

Re: Translators suck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        let's go!
you're mother
                                            into Japanese
君は、母親をしている
                                            back into English
Do you not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親をお持ちでない場合は
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
君は、母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
You, if you do not have a mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたは、あなたが母を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have your mother
                                            back into Japanese
あなたの母親を持っていない場合
                                            back into English
If you do not have a mother
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

"your mother" and "you are mother" reached equilibrium too quickly...

one two freddy's coming for you, three four better lock your door											into Japanese
1〜2フレディはあなたのドアをロックする3〜4より、あなたのために来ている
											back into English
1 2 3 Freddie lock your door than 4 ~, is coming for you
											back into Japanese
1 2 3フレディは4〜よりもドアをロックするには、あなたのために来ている
											back into English
Freddy 2 3 4 to 1 to lock the door than is coming for you
											back into Japanese
あなたのために来ているよりもフレディは2 3 4 1への扉をロックする
											back into English
Freddy is coming over for you to lock the door to a 2 3 4
											back into Japanese
フレディはあなたにドアをロックして上に来ている2 3 4
											back into English
2 3 4 Freddie is coming to lock the door on you
											back into Japanese
2 3 4フレディはあなたにドアをロックして来ている
											back into English
2 3 4 Freddy is coming for you to lock the door
											back into Japanese
2 3 4フレディは、ドアをロックして来ている
[COLOR=green]											back into English
2 3 4 Freddy has come to lock the door[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]											back into Japanese
2 3 4フレディはドアをロックするようになってきた[/COLOR]
[COLOR=green]											back into English
2 3 4 Freddy has come to lock the door[/COLOR]
[B]Equilibrium found![/B] 
You should move to Japan!

[LJRoX]

Re: Translators suck.

Rubix gets angry when I poo poo lmao

[Crashfan3]

Re: Translators suck.

Original:

Do not trust online translators to translate your favorite texts, since this might be a step in the wrong direction if you want to sound like an intelligent fellow. I'm serious! Take a look at this text. Isn't that horrible? I can not even interpret any word from it! Everything is so confusing that it gives me a headache. It reads even worse than some of China's instruction manuals from dollar stores. Now, now, I am not here to talk about China, but you've got to admit... many horrible translations come from factories located in China. They hurt the beautiful language that is English!

From English to Estonian to Fillipino to Finnish to Malay to Swedish to Japanese to Swahili to Yiddish to French back to English:

They have no faith, your favorite online translator to translate the text because it can be a step in the right direction if you want to look like an intelligent person. I'm serious! See text. Is not that amazing? Although I do not translate every word! Everything is confused, which gives me a headache. It seems worse than some of China and the definition of the dollar. Well, I'm not here to talk about China, but must admit ... While the large number of factories in China. They are running the best language is English!


Moral of the day?...

(oh boy, I can't believe I forgot to mention. This was made for the lulz.)

Your turn, now: http://www.translationparty.com (remember to thank dag12)

Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back to your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

From English to Estonian to Fillipino to Finnish to Malay to Swedish to Japanese to Swahili to Yiddish to French back to English:

Hey Ladies. Return immediately to those who now come back to me now, please look at people.
Unfortunately, no. But when they stop using women Rena Caro אָרודאָסופּאַיסובאָדיואָסשו go, I can feel it as well.
Please see below. Top of the page. Where? Your boat may be the smell of men as men.
What are you doing? Behind me. I got it. If you like, you have two tickets for oysters.
Please check back. Diamond tickets. Old Spice is not a man, if anything, it does not feel like a woman, you know. I am a horse.

[Louis8k8]

Re: Translators suck.

"Stuck between a rock and a hard place" doesn't reach equillibrium.

The last line however is "Stack between Rokkuandoahadopureisu"

[kjwkjw]

Re: Translators suck.

let's go!
teenage mutant ninja turtles

into Japanese 
ティーンエイジミュータントニンジャタートルズ

back into English 
Teenage

back into Japanese 
十代の

back into English 
Teen

back into Japanese 
ティーン

back into English 
Teen

Equilibrium found! 
You should move to Japan!

let's go!
what is this I don't even

into Japanese
私は何もしない場合は、このです

back into English
If I do nothing, this is

back into Japanese
私は何を行う場合、これは

back into English
What if I do this

back into Japanese
私はこれを行う場合

back into English
If I do this

back into Japanese
私はこれを行う場合

back into English
If I do this

Equilibrium found! 
You've done this before, haven't you.

[bmah]

Re: Translators suck.

I am a party pooper devoid of fun, scowling with my utmost intelligence.

Lighten up.
Oh, and let's translate it, shall we?


to Japanese:
私は楽しみに欠けている党pooperであり私の最大の知性としかめっ面をする。

to English:
I am the party pooper which has been lacking in the pleasure and my largest intelligence and grimace are done.

to Japanese:
私は喜びで欠け、私の最も大きい知性およびしかめつらがされる党pooperである。

to English:
I am lacking with the joy, intelligence and the grimacing where I am largest it is the party pooper where and others is done.

to Japanese:
私は喜び、知性と欠けていて、私が最も大きいところに顔をしかめて他がされるのは党pooperであり。

to English:
I rejoicing, intelligence having been lacking, the face grimacing in the place where I am largest those where other things are done are party pooper.

to Japanese:
、欠けている知性は他の事が行われるところに私が最も大きいそれら場所で喜ぶIつ顔をしかめる表面党pooperである。

to English:
The intelligence which has been lacking I faces which you rejoice at those places where I am largest to the place where other thing is done is the surface party pooper which grimaces.

[ghost-]

Re: Translators suck.

intelligence which has been lacking

rofl

[OrganisM]

Re: Translators suck.

Oh? And you're one to talk?

PS - not sure why I even posted that. My moods have been erratic lately.

[bmah]

Re: Translators suck.

Lol, I apologize for posting that if it actually offended you.

[OrganisM]

Re: Translators suck.

it's all good, we're on the internet